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Five years down, eternity to go

As I sit here typing this, it’s my five-year wedding anniversary. Added bonus, this year also marks ten years since my husband and I first met. 812 more words

Humor

Choices

Yeah so I like putting stuff in my mouth—you think your fast food is any better?

Comedy

MERELY LIVING

DAILY PROMPT: ME TIME — What’s your ideal Saturday morning? Are you doing those things this morning? Why not?

I woke up this morning. I did my physical checklist. 524 more words

Humor

Putting One Thing on Top of Another Thing

“Do you understand?” He was gaping at me the way someone would who had just tried to explain calculus to an ape. And not one of those clever apes that knows sign language, but one those apes on the nature channel that’s eating its own poop. 885 more words

Funny

Lost Letters

Lost Letters

Relatively early this frigid dawn

My husband glanced at the clock with a weary yawn

And thought that it was nearly eight

But I assured him it was not so late: 100 more words

Poetry