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Two Scottish nuns arrive in the USA


One says to the other, “I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs.”


“Odd,” her companion replies, “but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.” 82 more words



“After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.” –Aldous Huxley

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A message from the future to nice guys everywhere

I enjoy Quora. It’s a great place for know-it-alls to get validation from internet strangers, so clearly, that strikes a chord with me. I answer a lot of questions there and for some reason, I’m marked as a WW2 expert. 1,370 more words


It's About Time

Planning a family vacation becomes complicated when you have adult children. College schedules, work, life – these things can get in the way. That’s why, when the stars align and everyone has a few free days, you pounce on the chance to plan a trip. 1,793 more words


Not Her Kind Of Man

Apparently this time of year Santa is not only everywhere, but he wants to have a selfie with everyone’s dog.  And it’s not like you can say no to him?   191 more words


There Are Hipsters in the San Gabriel Valley

I don’t want anyone to be alarmed, but there are hipsters in the San Gabriel Valley.

They’re hard to escape these days — bearded, tattooed young guys wearing Vans and cool t-shirts emblazoned with logos for Nashville honkytonks, their hair either coiled up in a man bun or shaved off entirely, accompanied by beautiful tattooed braless young women of often indeterminate Hispaneuroasian ethnicity. 1,086 more words