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Want a Million Dollars? Make Your Bed! (and other things that will make you rich)

A million dollars for making your bed? That sounds like the best game show ever, doesn’t it? Or maybe the best job ever, right? Nope. Apparently the difference between us and folks like… 522 more words



Sixty-plus year old song titles with girl’s names beginning with ‘H’ and ‘I’ are scarce, which makes it expedient to ‘HI’light both in a two-for-the-price-of-one post. 172 more words



I broke a plate today. It slipped out of my hand and crashed onto the floor, shattering into several large shreds and a few smaller pieces. 267 more words


Barefoot by the Season

Dew-kissed grass licks bare soles
seeking crocus crowns.

Cool liquidized sand
oozes between nail-polished toes.

Pulverized brittle red-gold leaves
prickle calloused heels.

Cold floor tiles ~ 12 more words