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Mom never could program the VCR…..
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She said yes and made this face.
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You’re gonna love this one, people.
So I’m walking into Target behind a couple of women, and I see that one of them has two tattoos, one on each thigh. 290 more words
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Hope you enjoy. If you missed my first attempt at sketch comedy, you can find some helpful relationship advice here.
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This stuff never gets old.
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