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Jellybean taste test

My daughter is home from a sleepover.
As a surprise, I got her some jelly beans,
which she asked for a few days ago.
We are now having a jelly bean ‘taste off’! 60 more words

Short Stories

Show and Tell

Tell me your quirks
and I’ll tell you mine.

Here are a couple of mine
Just to get the ball rolling.

1. I don’t like carpet. 164 more words

Short Stories

What happened to 15?

Munchkin:

One, two, three, four, five,

Six, seven, eight, nine, ten,

Eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, sixteen.

Me:

Wait!

Fourteen, sixteen?

What happened to fifteen?

Munchkin:

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Poetry

Do you not know where your mouth is?


She spills her food.
I ask jokingly,
“Do you not know
where your mouth is?”
She looks at me upstartedly saying,
“Yes I do!!!”

This has been a running gag… 79 more words

Poetry

I think I broke it!

Oops,
I think I broke it!

Ladies,
don’t you just hate
when that happens?

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Image source: Digital Art by A~I.R.B.
Contents compiled: February 10 2017… 9 more words

Picture Poetry

The awkward high-five

 

I was expecting 7 heavy packages last week but was hoping to be home when they arrived. Thursday evening, as munchkin and I entered the building, the security officer announced that I had mail — lots of mail! 204 more words

Short Stories

Move

When life
Throws you curveballs,
Duck!
Don’t just sit there
You’ve gotto move!

And if those curveballs
Hit you in the gut,
Take it like a champ,
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Poetry