Unamerica broke up with America on Election Day. It was messy, especially since Unamerica had violated the pre-nup written in 1776. Unamerica got tired of that black guy hanging around the House so it became rageful and violent. 655 more words
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Lord, let us first ask you to bless this table: for the weight of the feast it must bear.
As you know, Lord, we have lately had an election in our country, and as we gather as family tonight, we thank you that no part of this election will come between us, for we are unified. 1,233 more words
- Most of us didn’t vote for him, so we can always claim that he’s not our fault.
- Putin and the Russians like him. They really really like him. 168 more words