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Man Finishes DIY Project in Just One Trip to Home Depot, Gets Book Deal, Movie at Paramount

Hollywood, CA – Area man Randall McGregor made a run to Home Depot this weekend and was able to complete his home improvement project, setting up some wall shelves for his girlfriend Suzy, without going back to return screws that were the wrong size, or pick up a piece he forgot the first time or didn’t even know he needed until halfway through the project. 423 more words


Happy Blog Humor - On my to-do list.

On my to-do list.

So funny we had to share it!

Submitted February 13, 2016 at 07:17AM by Charlietheplayer
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Valentine’s Day Memories

“Please, God, don’t let my underwear fall on the floor while I’m walking!”  I stood, smiled at my date, and turned to walk to the bathroom across the fancy restaurant. 748 more words

Dentists, velociraptors, drugs and all that shit!

What a bloody week I’ve had – I’ve been so drugged up I feel like I’ve done a week at a Rock Festival – but with none of the fun that goes with it 😳 493 more words

Gift Ideas That Say: I Just Want to Be Cousins

You’ve said it through text message. You’ve said it face to face. You’ve said it through restraining order insinuations. How else can you get the message across to your persistent admirer that they’re never going to see you naked? 273 more words