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Sometimes You Just Cannot Win!

Little Johnny comes home from sunday school with a black eye.
His father sees it and says, “Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?” “But Dad, it wasn’t my fault. 151 more words


Science says you'll get divorced. Or go bowling... #humor #marriage

Science: it’s not as much fun as it used to be.

Our parents’ generation got to split the atom and invent internet porn. Before that, science involved discoveries like gravity, magnetism, penicillin, electricity … What did our generation get? 993 more words


Company is Coming

Ah yes. we all dread the idea of someone fleeting through your guest bathroom for items and objects and to see just how “clean” you appear outside as your are inside you’re own home. 109 more words

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Barrel Shopping for Niagara Falls

In a recent post I discussed my plans to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel.

Now that I’ve made the decision to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel there are few slight logistical wrinkles that need to be ironed out. 392 more words



Every time I see either many or just a single,

Those gorgeous birds make my body tingle.

So as for that jingle,

“Little girls have pretty curls, but I like Orioles” 8 more words

Why was the cooking competition so terrible to watch between a Platonist, a Stoic, and an Epicurean?

The Epicurean made a really good chicken Marsala but she started dividing it up into its constituent atoms since she reasoned that everything really was atoms and the void. 137 more words