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Day 3 - Limo Ride

We pulled up to the nearest liquor store and I didn’t even bother go to go inside.

“Macy, what do you want to drink?” Marley asked. 1,737 more words


closet frenzy

It seems like after all the work I did clearing out the closet it should look neater than this. Hmm.

Also word on the street is the world is ending tomorrow in which case I am going to be really mad I spent days cleaning out and organizing that closet. :::grrr:::


I think this kid is going to start a new vape fashion trend


Dear god, Canada.


If Running Is Wrong, Then I Just Want To Write!

Getting up early to run, working all day, and then staying up late to write monologue jokes for tomorrow night’s taping of The Nite Show is really starting to take its toll, Modern Philosophers. 703 more words