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Rime of the ancient chorister

I’ve been singing in the church choir
since nineteen forty-two.
Evensong and matins,
I’ve got bugger-all else to do.

Now Vicar says I must retire: 16 more words


Me just chilling!!😎😁

Heya what ya guys doing?? Having fun??

I’m just chilling now!! Semester in a month….but after getting a job, my friends and I’ve given up studies. 761 more words

Tell me it Ain't so! by Arhonda Luman

Sally Jo was excited. New clothes, new underwear, new shoes, and even more than that, new job!  Ha! She laughed to herself. No one but her knew her panties were new. 1,352 more words


Red Shoes 

A woman needs two things in life:

A sense of humor

And a pair of red shoes


Things that can go horribly wrong when you take photos… part 8…

One very important lesson of good photography is ‘framing’ your subject. This refers to where the subject ends up appearing in the photo.

Now, I am not saying the subject has to be right in the middle of the photo. 100 more words


Cupid Strikes

Here I am about a few years after that initial encounter with deceitful Tom Cruise from EH. Just thinking about the experience again makes me cough out this thick phlegm out of my windpipe. 497 more words

The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Congressional Edition

The dust of the Presidential campaign is beginning to settle like ashes from the earth it has mercilessly scorched. As predicted in these very virtual pages, and repeatedly referenced in… 1,150 more words

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