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Crank

To be frank
A crank
Is a he
Or she
With whom we
Disaagree …

(Written in response to https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/crank/).

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The Car Runs Fine: A Tribute to Ernie's Garage

….and then the handle fell off

the passenger side,

the car runs fine though.

The blower doesn’t work

except on high,

the car runs fine though. 92 more words

Poetry

Disguises

If you’ve endured a life cocooned in lies,
Turned to the wrong people to empathise.
It may take some time to recognise
The truth behind your own disguise. 127 more words

Humorous Verse

There Was A Young Man From Town

There was a young man from town
Who wore a perpetual frown.
He went out on the lash
And splashed lots of cash
But he never lost that frown. 27 more words

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There Was A Young Man Called Friend

There was a young man called Friend
Who did me some money lend.
When I hid away
And refused to repay
It drove him round the bend!

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There Was A Young Lady Called Lin

There was a young lady called Lin
Who believed in original sin.
She met a man named More,
Who was naive and pure,
And he learned of original sin …

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There Was An Elderly Man Called Monk

There was an elderly man called Monk
Who sat in a pub getting drunk.
When the barmaid looked askance
He asked her to dance.
That disreputable old drunkard called Monk!

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