There was a young man called Bill
Who took the wrong kind of pill.
He saw a mouse
As big as a house.
It made him extremely ill!
1 day, 21 hours ago
Making it write
I’m a wicked Itch with no wish to be scratched
a witch of an Itch with big tickles to dispatch.
Disappointment is the only thing you’ll catch… 108 more words
5 days, 7 hours ago
There was a young lady from France
Who went out clubbing in order to dance.
She met a man named Bill
Who said, “I wonder will?” 6 more words
6 days, 19 hours ago
There was a young lady called Lin
Who lived in a very large bin,
Until one day
The dustmen took it away,
Which was much to her chagrin!
1 week, 2 days ago
A mercenary young lady called Nell
Took a decision to sell
The story of her capers
To the newspapers.
It made the bishop very unwell …!
1 week, 5 days ago
There was a young man called Shakespeare
Who said, “I have no fear
That I can write a play”,
So he scribbled away,
Which kept him in shoes and beer!
2 weeks, 3 days ago
There was a young lady called Anna
Who swallowed a very large spanner.
When the doctor tried to fix her
She said, with a glare, 7 more words
2 weeks, 4 days ago