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Dont Call Me Hon

Please
Don’t call me “hon”.
Save it for the bees,
Who tease
The flowers on this beautiful July day.

I pray
Do not say
“Hon” 13 more words

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There Was A Young Lady Called Lucinda

There was a young lady called Lucinda
Who met a hot man on Tinder.
He said, “with you I will level,
I am the devil… 8 more words

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There Was A Young Man Called Lefroy

There was a young man called Lefroy
Who thought every girl was his toy.
He met a lady called Kate
And learned too late
How a girl can a man’s ego destroy

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There Was A Young Man Called Strange

There was a young man called Strange
Who lived in a moated grange.
The moat dried out
And his neighbours did shout,
“You must your affairs rearrange”!

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There Was A Young Man Called Neil

There was a young man called Neil
Who’s love for a girl was passionate and real.
She said, “Beware,
For people stare
And my heart it is made of steel”!

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There Was a Young Lady Called Fiona

There was a young lady called Fiona
Who took a boat to Iona.
She fell in the sea,
Shouted “Now I am free.
I have always been a bit of a loner”!

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The Tired Poet

What to do when one is tired
And the desired
Word
Is substituted by one absurd?

This will not one’s reader’s impress.
‘tis time, I think… 8 more words

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