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If Gandalf had been played by Christopher Plummer

Apparently, Ian McKellen was not Peter Jackson’s first choice to play the character of Gandalf in the Lord of The Rings movies. The role was offered first to Sean Connery and then to Christopher Plummer, best known to moviegoers as Captain von Trapp in the musical… 174 more words

Humorous Verse

Politician Eats A Tomato In His Kitchen, Another Politician Sips Tea In His Second Kitchen

Politician chops a tomato
in his kitchen
Now he’s chopping a lettuce
in his kitchen
He’s saying things at the same time
in his kitchen… 532 more words

Song Lyrics And Lyrical Poetry

I Am The World's First Selfie Poem

I am the world’s first selfie poem,
Held aloft by the world’s first selfie poem stick,
A look-at-me wordsmith pic,
Here I am fluttering beside Tower Bridge. 177 more words

Song Lyrics And Lyrical Poetry

Interview With The Commander Of A Western Suicide Bomber

We gave thanks
He was blessed from above,
After all, he died doing something he loved..

He flew in, just like they did:
But they invaded, he defended. 51 more words

Song Lyrics And Lyrical Poetry

I Had To Write This Poem

I had to write this poem
because I thought of this one great line,
What do you think –
will it stand the test of time? 81 more words

Song Lyrics And Lyrical Poetry

Just in Time for Christnukkah Jul Super Bowl, Two New Books

From Ray to Condoleezza Rice, it’s been a busy season for this tough sport. And it isn’t over. For example, no one has been able to answer the question, “Who suits up as the Insurance Management Bear mascot?”  Both books available on… 16 more words

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