Don’t call me “hon”.
Save it for the bees,
The flowers on this beautiful July day.
Do not say
“Hon” 13 more words
2 days, 5 hours ago
There was a young lady called Lucinda
Who met a hot man on Tinder.
He said, “with you I will level,
I am the devil… 8 more words
2 days, 12 hours ago
There was a young man called Lefroy
Who thought every girl was his toy.
He met a lady called Kate
And learned too late
How a girl can a man’s ego destroy
4 days, 6 hours ago
There was a young man called Strange
Who lived in a moated grange.
The moat dried out
And his neighbours did shout,
“You must your affairs rearrange”!
There was a young man called Neil
Who’s love for a girl was passionate and real.
She said, “Beware,
For people stare
And my heart it is made of steel”!
6 days, 7 hours ago
There was a young lady called Fiona
Who took a boat to Iona.
She fell in the sea,
Shouted “Now I am free.
I have always been a bit of a loner”!
1 week ago
What to do when one is tired
And the desired
Is substituted by one absurd?
This will not one’s reader’s impress.
‘tis time, I think… 8 more words
1 week, 2 days ago