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There Was A Young Lady Called Lou

There was a young lady called Lou
Who stood in a pot of glue.
She said, with a sigh
“I don’t know why
I stood in this pot of glue!”.

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There Was A Young Man Called Guy

There was a young man called Guy
Who said “a Socialist am I”,
As his housemaid Jane
Poured champagne
For me and my friend Guy

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Everyone Has Their Thing

Alert: Risque humour below:

Everyone has their thing
Or most people do,
Whether it be a high-heel shoe
Or string,
Most people have their thing. 62 more words

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A COUPLE OF RIDICULOUS RHYMES

The pieces below are I guess traditional/familiar themes for humour. The first, Brian, was inspired by Michael Palin’s ‘Ripping Yarns’, which I include for your delectation. 400 more words

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NIGE'S RE-WRITES OF THE CLASSICS

At the end of March, our friend Roland of ‘Roland’s Ragbag’ introduced me to ‘Pastiche Poetry’  ROLAND EXPLAINS PASTICHE POETRY . I would visit this link for a proper explanation. 950 more words

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Crank

To be frank
A crank
Is a he
Or she
With whom we
Disaagree …

(Written in response to https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/crank/).

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The Car Runs Fine: A Tribute to Ernie's Garage

….and then the handle fell off

the passenger side,

the car runs fine though.

The blower doesn’t work

except on high,

the car runs fine though. 92 more words

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