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Count Dracula Went Out To Dine

Count Dracula went out to dine.
“Red wine?”
The waitress said.
Dracula shook his head.
“No thank you my dear. Your neck is most fine… 130 more words

Literature

There Was A Young Man Called Musk

There was a young man called Musk
Who said “all flesh is but dust”.
His girlfriend Lina,
Who was a fanatical cleaner,
Swept him up with the dust.

Literature

There Was A Young DJ Called Weeks

There was a young DJ called Weeks,
Who said “the broadcaster speaks!”.
He addressed the invisible crowd,
In a voice firm and loud,
But his listeners heard only squeaks!.

Literature

There Was A Young Man Called Paul

There was a young man called Paul
Who wrote on the classroom wall.
His teacher Matt
Objected to that,
So he scrawled all over Paul!

Literature

There Was A Young Man Called Di

There was a young man called Di
Who’s poetry made the critics cry.
His verse was so sad,
It drove them half mad.
They truly wished to die!

Literature

kiK the Habit

My Ant bought the farm. . .

My Uncle called “Me”!

and Father just killed some Time. . .

and Brother I’d druther

was from other mother… 7 more words

Poetry

There Was A Young Man Called Coker

There was a young man called Coker
Who was extremely good at poker.
He took a wife,
(She was the love of his life),
But her card playing, it was mediocre.

Literature