Count Dracula went out to dine.
The waitress said.
Dracula shook his head.
“No thank you my dear. Your neck is most fine… 130 more words
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Who said “all flesh is but dust”.
His girlfriend Lina,
Who was a fanatical cleaner,
Swept him up with the dust.
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Who said “the broadcaster speaks!”.
He addressed the invisible crowd,
In a voice firm and loud,
But his listeners heard only squeaks!.
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There was a young man called Paul
Who wrote on the classroom wall.
His teacher Matt
Objected to that,
So he scrawled all over Paul!
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There was a young man called Di
Who’s poetry made the critics cry.
His verse was so sad,
It drove them half mad.
They truly wished to die!
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My Ant bought the farm. . .
My Uncle called “Me”!
and Father just killed some Time. . .
and Brother I’d druther
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Who was extremely good at poker.
He took a wife,
(She was the love of his life),
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