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We All Fall

We all
Fall
From time to time
And a few
(Not me and you!)
Hide our crime
From view
In rhyme.

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Valentine

Ah the joy of Valentine!
The loving words said
And the quaffing of wine,
Then waking up in bed
Beside your love divine.

Gazing on her… 16 more words

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There was a young lady named Joan

There was a young lady named Joan
Who felt tired with being alone.
She went out on the pull
But all the men being dull… 7 more words

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Where there's Muck

Patrick MacTaverty was brash in his depravity;
his habit was to excavate his every gap and cavity.
His shamelessness was infamous – sickening and unpleasant – 253 more words

Poems

There was a young man named Ed

There was a young man named Ed
Who told me that he was dead.
It was a terrible mishap
For such a nice chap,
So I did his pretty widow wed! 31 more words

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There was a young lady named Lou

There was a young lady named Lou
Who lost her high heel shoe.
When it was found under my bed
Unprintable words where said,
But that’s strictly between me and you!

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There was a young lady named Louise

There was a young lady named Louise
Who swallowed a hive of honey bees.
They stung her real bad
But she wasn’t at all sad… 7 more words

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