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There Was An Old Reactionary Called Paul

There was an old reactionary called Paul
Who said “I shall forestall
The coming age”,
So, in rage
He built a very high wall!

Literature

There Was A Young Boy Called Ed (a limerick for children)

There was a young boy called Ed
Who wrote a story about his ted.
His mother did remark,
“It is getting dark,
And you and ted must go to bed!” … 17 more words

Literature

There Was A Young Leader Called Lee

There was a young leader called Lee
Who shouted “all you people follow me!”.
He ran straight ahead,
Then stopped dead,
On account of hitting a tree!

Literature

There Was A Young Man Called Nile

There was a young man called Nile
Who kept a pet crocodile.
The creature dreamed
Until, it seemed
He was back in the river Nile.

Books

There Was A Young Lady Called Leigh

There was a young lady called Leigh
Who climbed a very tall tree.
She yelled, with a frown
“Help me get down!”,
But I was lost at sea!

Literature

There Was A Young Conservative Called Fred

There was a young Conservative called Fred
Who dressed all in red.
His Socialist friend Yvette
Said “I have never yet
Seen a Tory turn so red”!

Literature

There Was A Young Man Called Jerry

There was a young man called Jerry
Who was overly fond of sherry.
He drank it all day
And his wife would say
“You will get no sense out of Jerry”!

Literature