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There Was A Young Man Called Bill

There was a young man called Bill
Who took the wrong kind of pill.
He saw a mouse
As big as a house.
It made him extremely ill!

Literature

Itch

I’m a wicked Itch with no wish to be scratched
a witch of an Itch with big tickles to dispatch.
Disappointment is the only thing you’ll catch… 108 more words

Poems

There Was A Young Lady From France

There was a young lady from France
Who went out clubbing in order to dance.
She met a man named Bill
Who said, “I wonder will?” 6 more words

Literature

There Was A Young Lady Called Lin

There was a young lady called Lin
Who lived in a very large bin,
Until one day
The dustmen took it away,
Which was much to her chagrin!

Literature

A Mercinary Young Lady called Nell

A mercenary young lady called Nell
Took a decision to sell
The story of her capers
To the newspapers.
It made the bishop very unwell …!

Literature

There Was A Young Man Called Shakespeare

There was a young man called Shakespeare
Who said, “I have no fear
That I can write a play”,
So he scribbled away,
Which kept him in shoes and beer!

Literature

There Was A Young Lady Called Anna

There was a young lady called Anna
Who swallowed a very large spanner.
When the doctor tried to fix her
She said, with a glare, 7 more words

Literature