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There Was A Young Poet Called More

There was a young poet called More
Who wrote using metaphor.
His wife Jane
Did complain
That his poems made her snore!

Literature

There Was A Young Lady Called Mia

There was a young lady called Mia
Who drank 10 pints of beer.
A passing monk
Said “your drunk,
And beer it is so dear”!

Literature

Dory Previn

Dory Previn (née Dorothy Langan), lyricist, singer-songwriter and poet, was born on 22 October 1925 and died on 14 February 2012. According to Wikipedia: 123 more words

Clerihew

There Was A Young Lady Called Gale

There was a young lady called Gale
Who lived in a place named Hale.
She had a brother, Sid
And the things they did,
Made the vicar quail!

Literature

There Was A Young Poet Called Keith

There was a young poet called Keith
Who’s works where extremely brief.
Each poem consisted of only one word ,
(which was rather absurd),
And he lived in a place called Dalkeith.

Literature

Yoke

An egg with no yoke
….is an unfunny joke
……..for one who doesn’t like white,
…………while a double-yoked sample
…………….may be quite ample
………………..for the aforementioned type, 24 more words

Poems

There Was An Elderly Author Called Dave

There was an elderly author called Dave
Who did not his money save.
He sold the odd book
But his pennies where took
By the publican who was a bit of a knave!

Literature