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My Granny was a Lion Tamer

One of Gran’s favourite stories was the Blairgowrie lion.

Blairgowrie is a small town to the north of Perth. It is very famous for being the berry capital of Great Britain. 454 more words

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He had his hand down my top for all of 2 minutes! – 28th May 2000

Sunday 28th Abby’s b’day!

Sarah had a little all-night gathering at her house tonight which involved her, Gethin, Hayley, Floyd, Jake and me. We all got pretty drunk pretty quickly so it was quite a good laugh. 806 more words

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Parental Passage

Carefully we construct
security for offspring,
add luxuries to entertain,
accommodate growth
with additions, play host
to revolving-door friends.

And yet, we are graded
on performance – met… 42 more words

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Two little pigeons

Two little pigeons
after some food
I’ve got a flat white
don’t mean to be rude
But no little morsels
have I to give you… 12 more words

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Granny's Greatest Embarrassment

My grandmother was a gentle soul. She was a humble Heelan’ lassie with no pretentions. I never heard her raise her voice. She was very kind to me and my sister. 641 more words

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I hid under my umbrella – 26th May 2000

Friday 26th I had a doctor’s appointment this morning cos my skin seems to be going bad again. I also asked him about a rash I seem to have on my head which is making my hair come out more than normal but he said it’s nothing to worry about cos I’ve got really healthy hair! 712 more words

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