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Cummings was using 'father's instinct' says Johnson after aide's axe attack on son.

Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, last night threw his weight behind his under-fire, advisor, Dominic Cummings, after his arrest following a late-night axe attack on his 4-year-old son which left the youngster fighting for his life in a London hospital. 231 more words

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Poetry - I’ll buy a gun

I’ll buy a gun

 

There’s a virus threatening me

And my family –

I know!

I’ll buy a gun!

The government’s a threat

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Zeitgeist

Stabbing disrupts class for anger management

An anger management session at a local authority facility was halted yesterday afternoon after an attendee stabbed a fellow class member repeatedly following a disagreement on who was benefiting the most from the 21-day course. 209 more words

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Sandals and Socks

I saw my first sandals- and sock-wearing specimen of the summer season last weekend. It made me groan and smile at the same time.

It’s not a good look, the aul’ sandals and socks (S’n’S). 688 more words

Spain

Just twelve months ago, I was thinking about what a challenge writing was going to be. I mean, I expected that we were going to have a Shorten Labor government and, while I was sure that it would only be a matter of time before I’d be able to apply my satiric style to them, I was sure it was going to be more of a challenge.

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I left Jake watching TV to go and make some fake cum – 10th June 2001

Sunday 10th Hmm. Last night was quite a varied night in the end with some good bits and some not so good bits.

Jake, Michael, Sarah, Karen, Cat, Gethin and I all went round to Lizzie’s house because her parents went away to… 1,366 more words

Diary

Trump: I've been pouring boiling horse liniment in my ears to clear up my toe fungus

US President, Donald Trump, has made the astonishing claim that for the past three weeks he has been treating a fungal infection between his toes by pouring boiling horse liniment into both his ears. 226 more words

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