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Password Problems

WINDOWS: Please enter your new. password.
USER: cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. 83 more words

Humour

DOCTORS have managed to interpret Whatsapp smileys' emotions !!

😨 Headache
😞 Depression
😱 Cataract
😎 Post Cataract Surgery
😏 Facial Palsy
😁 Cavities
🔥 Acidity
🐖 Obesity

😖 Diarrhoea

😓 Pregnancy test +ve… 71 more words

Humour

26 Things Casual Sex Teaches Us

Whether you’re a seasoned one-night stand veteran, or you prefer the friends with benefits set-up, casual sex can be as much of minefield as a regular relationship. 807 more words

Humour

Elegant aging

Hair like honey
and thin as a well-groomed whippet.
As tanned and toned as you were
twenty years ago.
Diamonds, pearls,
you smell of satin sheets and champagne. 11 more words

Poetry

The black widow

I find it amazing how something so passive aggressive, can be hated by so many. Maybe that’s what we do as people. Distance ourselves so that we feel safe and secure. 239 more words

Life

Writer's block

It started with a full stop

And then another one

And then another one

And before she knew it

She had twenty five words written

Fiction