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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary...

After the startling prescience of last week’s one liner, I thought I’d follow it up with;

“President elect” – Punchline to the risqué joke Mr Trump’s staff just prevented him from making, during his phone call to Taiwan. 7 more words


Santa Clause Rounds Up The Cows

It was the Christmas Bus Party yesterday and Bob, the bus driver, had done a magnificent job decorating.   Balloons danced from the ceiling, streamers billowed through the windows and Christmas carols blared from the portable cd player. 461 more words


I could feel my face getting redder and hotter – 11th August 1999

Last night was good but nothing happened between me and Duncan. He’s way too shy to make the first move and he told Kate that too. 1,189 more words



Methinks I am

Too much

Of what’s a lot

Of this and not

Enough of that

I don’t fit in

Or out I’m

Lacking in… 42 more words

I Need A Montage

Here it is December 6th, and I haven’t even thought about … OMG!  there are only 19 more Panic Days ’til Christmas.  What the hell?  I haven’t got rid of the Thanksgiving waistline, and now there’s… 397 more words



Grey soup
A blanketed dream
Can’t see where you’re going
But you can
No longer see
Where you’ve been


She is/was a pornstar! – 10th August 1999

Tuesday 10th Kate’s invited the 3 of us to a sleepover tonight so I’ll fill you in on today now and tonight another day.

This morning I was looking through the Daily Express newspaper and I came to the special eclipse horoscopes. 296 more words