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Crazy Plant Lady

’Tis the season when I expend massive amounts of energy on my garden.

“Oh, is it planting time there already?” you ask.

Well… kinda, but not really.  529 more words


Blow My Candles Out! Carrot Ranch Fiction.

“Happy Birthday, Honey. I’ve checked all the ingredients. Even your cardiologist says it’s fine…gluten free, sugar free, fat free.” Sue tried hard to smile. “So, you can have your cake and eat it too.” 143 more words


Bengal Bullshit

I love Lumi, I really do. But since I’ve been off work for three months, I have become his biggest toy.

I keep hair ties in my pocket to give to him whenever he is awake, and I need to sit down. 128 more words


All I Need

All I need is a pair of pink boots,
the audacity to wear my hair
as if no one is looking,
the nonchalance to wear skirts… 42 more words


Man who blows whistle on 'Shake Your Body Down' receives posthumous Grammy.

The man who blew the whistle on the backing soundtrack to Odyssey’s smash hit 1980 single, Shake Your Body Down, has been awarded a posthumous Grammy, 5 years after he passed away at his home in Whitechapel in East London. 138 more words


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I’m paranoid!! I can’t help it!! – 12th June 2000

Monday 12th I spoke to Miranda again very briefly this morning. I asked if she’d spoken to Robbie and how he was. She told me she had and that he seemed okay. 341 more words


Dalai Lama: My Kinky Sex Romps With Diana.

Got your attention? Jolly good. And now…THIS!

In case Ritz crackers are not sold outside of the United Kingdom, they are a small, round, savoury biscu…oh never mind. 14 more words


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