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Ode to Allergies

Sniffle, sniffle, snort…
Cough, cough, HACK…
Sniffle, sneeze, honk…
Honk, snort, sneeze, sneeze…
SNEEZE, SNEEZE, AHCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…!!!!!!!!!!!!
HONK, HONK, HONK!
Snort, honk…

Shuffle, shuffle, rattle, shake, gulp…. 31 more words

Creativity

Dry

Sunday evening, Cricket’s on,

Lewis lost in Monaco,

My two boys must go to bed,

Bank holiday tomorrow.

And so the evening settles in,

The family’s happy, feeling fine, 14 more words

Poetry

Divers Cause English Dictionary Revision

In breaking news at The Scuba Monkey’s top-secret research lab (recently re-located to Scotland, just off the main high street in Orkney, past the Fish and Chip shop on the left. 525 more words

Humour

Tout ce que nous pensions connaître sur le chef suédois est faux

Les américains qui ont grandi avec les Muppets adorent le chef suédois. Il est une référence, nous pouvons entendre sa voix dans notre esprit, nous pouvons répéter les mots qui sonnent comme du charabia et répéter les expressions qu’il dit à d’autres gens et savoir précisément de quoi il parle. 88 more words

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Fairies

40 years of marriage ….

A married
couple in their early 60’s were celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic
little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet… 164 more words

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ponderation: Alba a Bocca d’Arno by nicolavivoli18  This is...

ponderation:

Alba a Bocca d’Arno by nicolavivoli18 

This is probably Eärendil’s idea of a getaway… if he somehow manages to get approval for time off from Vingilot steersmanship.

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Literature as we Grow Up

Well hello. It has been a long time hasn’t it? Or should I say has it not? Conjunctions are a rather recent phenomenon as far as the English language goes, or are they? 868 more words

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