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I Can't See The Broccoli For The Fibro-Fog

Yesterday I submitted an online order for an early morning grocery delivery. I carefully reviewed it a couple of times before submitting, making sure I got what I needed within my budget. 338 more words

Chronic Pain

A Children's Story (Part 1)

Shimmering in springtime hue, the billowing bubbles appear to come from nowhere from her puckered lips. They whimsically floated past Georgie, prompting him to put the water gun down and scamper around the table with both hands held high. 307 more words


No More Limp Carrot... Masterchef Australia Returns!

If you know anything at all about cooking, then you’ll already know that fresh produce is the secret to cooking like a master chef. After all, a meal is only as good as its ingredients. 880 more words

#tuesdayuseitinasentence: When did you become so jaded?

‘When did you become so jaded?’ he says, lying back in my sofa, his feet on the arm.

I can smell his socks, see the sprinkling of ash from his cigarette greying my rug. 93 more words


Never Say "Never"

“Never” is a self-absorbed  bastard who hangs around our vocabulary doing nothing except making trouble.  Sure, every once in a while it might bestir itself to state the obvious like “I’ve ‘never’ been to Papua New Guinea,” but in general, it spends its days sittin’ on its ass.  370 more words

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A bitter pill

I got a brand new tablet
but it was a bitter pill
As instead of feeling better
it made me feel quite ill

It didn’t want to recognise… 41 more words


Coffee? An elixir of love?

Recently, another report on coffee was published in the American Journal of Cardiology. Researchers at the Sheba Medical Center in Israel reported on the benefits of drinking same. 568 more words