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Not Everybody Can Be Funny

The world is full of people who can be funny but I’m not one of them; I’m the serious type, most things I think about are based on reality, when a conversation starts with an if or but, I always think of the quote, “if pigs could fly, we’d be out shooting our breakfast.” And think the conversation is a waste of time. 198 more words


I had various offers of a snog - 11th & 12th September 1999

Saturday 11th I went to the cinema tonight with Karen, Hayley, Cat, Freda and Zoe to see ‘Never Been Kissed’. The film was alright but after the film was even better. 663 more words


Jerry Seinfeld Signs To Netflix

Creator, producer, writer and performer Jerry Seinfeld is making Netflix the exclusive home for his new comedic endeavors. Netflix has signed the comedian to a multi-faceted production deal, starting in 2017. 446 more words

Culture & Arts

Best birthday present

i said it was too
that i didn’t want
but you’re so very
with the loudest
the biggest ears i’ve
seen… 20 more words


Review: The Utterly Ultimate My Word

The Utterly Ultimate My Word by Frank Muir

My rating: 5 of 5 stars

I wish that I were this clever!

7 of 7 people found the following review helpful: 233 more words

Book Review

 Lantern - pensitivity #writephoto

Neither Mother or Father were impressed.
They saw it as a flagrant display of disrespect and vanity.
‘Just because you can doesn’t mean you have to!’ Mother admonished her offspring. 56 more words


Whelk Exclusive: 'Rowdy' Obamas ejected from late night Whitechapel drinking den.

from our political piss-ups editor, Danny SoZ

Just hours after leaving The White House, which had been their home for the last 8 years, Michelle and Barack Obama were spotted drinking heavily in an illegal drinking and gambling den. 316 more words


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