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The winter bully

Breath escapes in tiny clouds
a whisper to the chill
as icy iron fingers grab
and hassle me at will
I’m minding my own business… 89 more words

Poetry

Cat Of Hanley by Doug Hawley

I’ve been fairly happy since I re-animated Wendy.  She wanted to leave me to get back to her bad boys after the first time I brought her back to life.  809 more words

All Stories

Whelk Exclusive: Dying baby dolphin to swim with Sepp Blatter.

The Whitechapel Whelk has learned that a young dolphin with only weeks to live is going to be transported almost 5000 miles to swim with disgraced ex-FIFA president Sepp Blatter (pictured above) in a bid to ensure that the creature’s last days are as memorable as possible. 275 more words

Humour

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Kids Think Outside of the Box

Creative thinking may mean simply the realization that there’s no particular virtue in doing things the way they always have been done -Rudolf  Flesch

 Don’t think. 190 more words

Humour

Surprisingly, we didn’t get a bollocking – 12th August 1999

Thursday 12th Rhian, Abby and I went to this Achelone Activities place at Halkirk today to do horse riding and quadbiking. The horse riding was just walking and trotting round fields which was quite good but beforehand they were using us as skivvies by making us brush the horses and stuff. 760 more words

Personal

Pavlov Would Be Proud

We sold our house this week (hooray!) and now we’ve plunged into the bazillion details that go with closing down a household in one place and recreating it a thousand kilometres away.  512 more words

Diane Henders