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The Wedding

Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy’s forthcoming wedding.

“Och, it’s all goin’ pure brilliant” says Jimmy. “Ar’ve got everythin’ 63 more words

Humour

Man Jailed After Destructive Tirade

North East, Pennsylvania–In a bizarre story involving a construction site, a mischievous monkey, and a bulldozer; a man was taken into custody following a destructive tirade. 620 more words

Humor

Thoughts for Our Time

If I were a woman for a year, the first thing I’d do is get a job and see just how much of this ‘gender inequality’ in the workplace stuff is true, and how much of it is just complaining a lot. 307 more words

300 Words Or Less

Pop Goes the Ego

Keep Jack inside,

Keep Jack in check,

Push Jack back down before Jack causes a wreck.

Someone’s turning the crank,

Or winding the coils.

Out Jack pops, … 593 more words

I am watching “Notting Hill” for the hundredth time and laughing, again, at Spike’s t-shirt. If you’ve not seen the movie, it’s a good ‘un and so as not to be a ‘spoiler’, I’ll not elaborate further about Spike or his t-shirt. 167 more words

Daily Snork

Eliminating All Excuses For Exercising?

Despite what everyone says about me, I am not a crabby neighbour at all … well if I am … I am a friendly crab …ya let’s go with that. 35 more words

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