There was an elderly general named Lot
Who recovered from having been shot.
On returning to his plain, old wife
He remarked “upon my own dear life, 8 more words
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From being briefly bestowed with the catastrophic responsibility of looking after the wedding bands, to taking centre stage as the groom’s leading wedding party-starter, the best man has plenty to sweat about at an Asian wedding, without worrying about the pinnacle of their performance: their speech. 341 more words
Em Lynas writes stories and poems for children aged 5 to 12 years. You Can’t Make Me Go To Witch School! is her fantastic debut novel, published by… 507 more words