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Howard's Way

Yesterday evening I attended a movie premiere in Leeds city centre. It’s the first red carpet event I’ve ever been involved in, unless you count last month when I clumsily knocking over a full bottle of rioja on the living room floor. 741 more words

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I know we can all relate to this.

I’m just here to let you know that it is okay to treat yourself! It is okay to take it easy! 382 more words

We're off on our holibobs!

The clue’s in the title folks.

Tomorrow I shall be getting my arse dragged up the aisle of a Monarch Airlines plane bound for Portugal, while The Dodger will be guzzling cheese and surrendering without a fight in the land of the escargot and the garlic-guzzling Gallic git. 119 more words

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THE TIME I BECAME A COUCH POTATO…

ANCIENT COUCH POTATO

EVOLVED COUCH POTATO

Do you know, when you are truly ancient? When an eleven year old tells you that he’s got a Netflix ID and you’re still trying to figure out if it’s free. 300 more words

Where Frank Gets Depressed (Flat 21)

A first draft extract from my latest work in progress, currently entitled Flat 21.

Another day off work, another day in bed, the thin curtains barely containing the glimmering nausea of the cold, spring sun. 818 more words

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