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Wednesdays at the Sheaf

Value: 9/10 (those $5 drinks though…)
Venue: 8.5/10 (that mix between casual conversation and dance floor =
Social scene: 9/10 (anyone who’s anyone is there!) 515 more words


It's Handy to Have a Backup

Our friends like to camp in the National Park nearby. They hooked up the van one weekend and took off down the road. They’d only travelled three kilometres when a stone bounced off the van and broke the rear window of their four wheel drive. 31 more words


Quote on Getting Things Done

“Every time a difficult task is at hand, two distinct groups emerge – the Do-ers and the Opinion Givers.”

-Gitanjali Singh Cherian


Joke of the day - Gnome

A gnome is in the garden busily destroying some bushes when a house cat appears.

Cat:  “What are you?” 

Gnome:  “A gnome.  I steal food from humans, I kill their plants, I make annoying music at night to drive them crazy, and I love mischief. 23 more words


Let Us Give Thanks!

OK, so everyone on this plate agrees.  The popularity of raw vegetables is a good thing.  Best way to beat the heat.


Purchase my digital-art photo “Stainless Steel Swan” … 52 more words


Israel Launch Airstrike on Kenny Dalglish's Allotment

Glasgow Celtic and Scotland soccer legend, Kenny Dalglish, was furious last night after the Israeli air force bombed and strafed his allotment, flattening his shed and destroying his crop of beetroot and courgettes. 151 more words