Tags » Hyperbole

Playing Cubbies and Indians

My wife is upset.

My wife is upset because she is a hardcore Cleveland Indians fan and her team is in the World Series.

Now, why would this be upsetting, you ask? 563 more words


When He Wakes

When my husband wakes,
he has rogue curls bent
from the night folding and
creasing them into origami cranes.

Each morning, I can’t help myself. 49 more words


Why In Flight Models are Dumb

Airplanes belong in the sky! That’s the battle cry of the incessant in-flight display model builder snob. Well, um, duh. They are airplanes; however, that being said, airplanes still spend most of their time on the ground. 719 more words


Figurative Speech

A figure of speech is a word or phrase that has a meaning something different than its literal meaning. It can be a metaphor or… 37 more words

English Random

October 11, 2016

Luke 2:37 She never left the temple but worshiped night and day, fasting and praying.

In many places the Bible uses hyperbole, using exaggeration to make a point, and this is one of those. 410 more words


poem- there

I’m crafting a world

and living in it.

You’re part of the narrative,

if only,

you were there.


my funeral

the other day, i was thinking about the generic shit people say whenever anyone dies. it could be a violent gang member, a lazy freeloader, or some degenerate who never grew up, never moved out of their parent’s basement. 316 more words