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#139 3am

What is it about 3am that needs to hurry to write long slow love songs that last days?

Thoughts

Simplify and Then Exaggerate, Big League

I was taken back years ago when the editor of a major news magazine told me that she told her editors to ‘simplify and then exaggerate’. 198 more words

General Interest

The Deplorables

How can I paint a picture
of the world I live in
where the early
metal expansions
and whistling leaks of pressure
of a kettle on the hob… 121 more words

Poetry

Hyperbole

I been from Maine to Spokane and Austin to Boston.

I been up the creek and over the mountain.

I seen 10 acres of sheep fuckin’ in a 1-acre field. 14 more words

Agitprop

#116 Showering

I noticed my boyfriend couldn’t keep his eyes off me when I showered. So I’ve begun showering every moment.

Thoughts

#108 Dog Logic 101

“You have tens of thousands of shoes. How do you know one is missing?”

Thoughts

Trump's releases "Dummie's guide to bad phone calls"

Somewhere, somehow, two different people in separate countries have communicated using technology.

The two people in question have been identified as none other than US President Donald Trump and Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnball. 205 more words

Satire