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Chronic Pain

I was half listening to my latest audible book on the way to my first day of orientation at the new job. I say half because it is probably the 3rd time through those last few chapters. 494 more words

Medical

U.S. Secret Service to build mock White House called "Dave's Place."

This week U.S. Secret Service Director Joseph Clancy presented the agency’s budget proposal to  the  House Appropriations Committee. Essentially, deleting a lot of “factual stuff” here,  he made the case that many of the… 890 more words

Humor

3.20.15 - Podcast Episode 7 (The One With the Mic Problems)

So much going on today for the Beardiest Ladies! I hope y’all are voting in the Tournament, and while you do, you can listen to the newest podcast! 185 more words

Dallas Stars

Random answers to unasked questions and thoughts about changing light bulbs.

Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit,
And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes,
I will be brief: your noble son is mad . .

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Humor

Hyperbole of Epic Proportions

Hyperbole of Epic Proportions

Wesley wonders what went wrong with worldly wishes,
we want wealth,
wonderous winnings,
we want,
want,
want,
wish
wish
wish,
why won’t we work? 34 more words

Life

Testament

I’m at uni now and finally getting into this creative writing unit. I wrote this little poem in 10 minutes during the workshop today, so forgive me for its lack of goodness. 102 more words

Hyperbole

As Normal As It Gets [Ramble On]

I’m enjoying my new job. Even though it’s still early and I haven’t had much to do yet, I can tell I’m in with a pretty good group of people. 1,175 more words

Cat