As a teacher, one of my favorite genres of writing to teach was the persuasive essay.
Maybe it’s because I worked at a law firm in college and fancied myself able to keep most of those misogynistic, self-righteous bastards on their toes. 886 more words
How you doing on your New Years resolutions? I seem to be doing pretty good, hit a few and missed a few, but all in all, the prospects of being successful are good. 470 more words
If I hear someone say that we need more journalists I’ll hunt them down and throat-punch them. If there is such a need for journalists, then please explain to me why only one person from my class managed to land a job (good on ya, mate) while the rest of us are still begging for work? 38 more words
I wake up
And do not know
This body
This skin
These hands
This stranger I have become
This man I turned into
One day… 183 more words
No deeper meaning to this one, sometimes I just need an excuse for lyricism. Note the shitty writing and uncompromising lack of structure!
I emerge from the deep… 155 more words
So today we made a mistake cloud dough.
My understanding of the recipe that I neglected to check before starting was half corn flour, half shaving cream. 281 more words
