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The Literary Shower Curtain (Weekly Photo Challenge: Unexpected)

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Admit it–until you saw the phrase “literary shower curtain,” it never occurred to you that it never occurred to you that you never realized that you never thought that it never occurred to you that you never thought that you would ever read the phrase “literary shower curtain.” 15 more words

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I Do Not Understand Reality: Or, The Latest in Tools for Business Meetings

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A simple question, given in the caption:

No, no, no, not the pen, not the paper–good heavens, who still uses those things in this iPad era? 161 more words

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The Surreal Is That Which Lies At Your Feet, 9 December 2013

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A sidewalk stencil observed on International Boulevard near 23rd in Oakland, CA this evening on my way to rehearsal:

It might translate as “Decolonization in my heart and my machete,” but I’ve never studied the Spanish language.

Vonn Scott Bair

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San Francisco: The City That Nudes How!

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I do not understand reality, but I love San Francisco. My hometown, “The City That Knows How,” has become “The City That Nudes How.” 413 more words

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I Do Not Understand Reality: Sundry Snippets of Speaking San Franciscans, 10 December 2012

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Overheard recently on various San Francisco Muni buses:

  • “Dude, I am an amazing slumlord! You shut up!”
  • “Like, her neck was approved, but the rest of her wasn’t.”
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I Do Not Understand Reality, Even More Nudity in San Francisco Edition, 20 November 2012

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I don’t understand this: public nudity in our culture is strange; San Francisco in our culture is strange; surely strange should be able to do strange right. 681 more words

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I Do Not Understand Reality, Special Public Nudity at the Civic Center Edition!

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I do not need anyone to remind me that I live in San Francisco.

I have lived in San Francisco for almost 31 years, since 15 January 1982. 461 more words

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