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Bill Mitzvah - When A Boy Becomes A Man

I turned forty-three a few weeks ago. Very quietly. I’m not a big drinker. Alcohol isn’t really my gig anymore, although it used to be. Occasionally I will partake in liquid libations, and I will enjoy it. 896 more words


Does Anybody Like My Powerful Balls?

The big Powerball drawing has come and gone, and alas, I did not win. It’s a shame, because being unemployed and what not, I could have really used half a billion dollars, what with Christmas right around the corner and my insatiable and extremely expensive addiction to myrrh. 465 more words


The Freshly Pressed-Felix Baumgartner Corollary

I recently got Freshly Pressed. Felix Baumgartner recently free fell from the edge of space. I get it. We’re both men that have reached great heights and achieved things that we were once told we’re impossible by the experts. 391 more words


Oh, That's How People Die?

During the summer of 1986, at the tender age of 15, I stared death in the face for 6 straight hours. I miraculously lived to tell the tale. 901 more words


Behind The Music: Stacy, Debbie, And Stacy

Things to know about this video:

  1. It’s a scientific fact that all the best lip-synching dance trios in the 80’s got their big break by auditioning for…
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Good & High Helen Hunting

Sometimes when I’m having a particularly shitty day, I wish I could just float away on a cloud of sweet, sweet angel dust. But I don’t mess with that shit anymore. 49 more words


Yaba Daba Double Lung Transplant

I came across this old commercial and it blows my mind. This actually aired on television, and that’s just absolutely insane to me. To think there was once a time when this was not only socially acceptable, but it was the norm. 65 more words