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20 Messages I Am Telepathically Sending to the Bonehead Driver in Front of Me

Note: Taking a short break from the Quik Trip saga (half of you will be disgruntled about this, the other half will light a votive candle of appreciation) to share an older bit that the lovely… 588 more words

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Sorry boys, the wall hits everyone

There are a lot of places I wish I never visited. A Yuma porta-a-pottie in July, Berlin’s Love Parade during a hepatitis outbreak, New York City at any time, ever.  752 more words

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You're free to believe anything you want in this country as long as it is exactly what I believe and nothing else. #freedom #rings

Who is this Swipe Left charmer?

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— Michael Ⓜ️ (@michaelschweitz) November 12, 2018

Man loses his shit to some protesters. Tells them that Jesus hates them and for them to rot in hell.

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the definition of 'cheap',your call will be eventually answered by an idiot and live chat

Amusingly while looking at android phones* via a web search  i discovered that cheap means £150 upwards on a webpage i visited (my blog). That is not the cheapest so perhaps i misunderstand the meaning of cheap. 400 more words

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Stupid idiots hack my Facebook account...

Well… I think it finally happened to me.

Some assholes hacked my facebook…  I don’t know anything about who they are but I have some suspects… More on that tomorrow in another post…  But what happened tonight has to be discussed. 243 more words

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To the dude who sent me unsolicited erotica,

I would love to kiss your neck so softly as my hands slide up your stomach through under your shirt to caress your breast, as my cock gets harder then its ever been with the thought of penetratingly your wet pussy, as I move my lips away from yours and slowly kiss my way down your body all the way down to your feet, while sliding off your under wear.

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