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I just ate 4 cans of alphabet soup. via /r/Jokes


I just ate 4 cans of alphabet soup.

I'm going to have the best vowel movement.

Submitted August 30, 2016 at 07:49PM by DR-Feel
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Rugby-Mvovo recalled to South Africa squad for Australasia tour

RUGBY UNION-SAFRICA/SQUAD:Rugby-Mvovo recalled to South Africa squad for Australasia tour

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. via /r/Jokes


I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day.

Submitted August 30, 2016 at 07:49PM by PM_FOR_MY_DICK_PIC… 6 more words

Pieters, Westwood, Kaymer named as Europe's Ryder Cup wildcards

GOLF-RYDERCUP-PICKS:Pieters, Westwood, Kaymer named as Europe’s Ryder Cup wildcards

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What do you call love between a Dick and an Asshole? via /r/Jokes


What do you call love between a Dick and an Asshole?

Tainted Love

Submitted August 30, 2016 at 07:55PM by Toldhimso
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Soccer-Schweinsteiger still dreams of playing for Man United

SOCCER-GERMANY/:Soccer-Schweinsteiger still dreams of playing for Man United

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I just solved all my problems via /r/Jokes


I just solved all my problems

I just pretented it wasn't happening, and I instantly felt better.

Submitted August 30, 2016 at 07:55PM by SnakeEyes1986… 6 more words