I just ate 4 cans of alphabet soup.
I'm going to have the best vowel movement.
Submitted August 30, 2016 at 07:49PM by DR-Feel
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day.
Submitted August 30, 2016 at 07:49PM by PM_FOR_MY_DICK_PIC… 6 more words
What do you call love between a Dick and an Asshole?
Submitted August 30, 2016 at 07:55PM by Toldhimso
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