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Can’t wait to start my new job!!!


Let's Make This a Reality, Universe.

Though I don’t write Erotica, I do write some steaminess.

Seriously. I have years of research to unleash upon some lucky bastard.

I wonder how many erotica writers have been busted and charged with indecency. 7 more words

Subconscious Mawwiage

Don’t know why. I’ve never even really had a crush on this bastard, but over the past fifteen years, I have had multiple dreams where I was married to – 32 more words

This Article is My Spirit Animal

Let Your Freak Flag Fly: 11 Struggles Of Being A Highly Sexual Woman

When you’re a woman who absolutely loves sex, you’re a minority among your female counterparts.

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85% truth. 15% my wild imagination.

  1. I already know what I should name my baby long before I even got married.
  2. My baby’s name should be unique and long.
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