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OUTLANDER is coming.

Season 2 starts streaming on my birthday (April 10th).

I’m all sorts of ready for this.

Are you?

No? Well, here’s something to tide you over. 10 more words

Fun Stuff

3 stylish ways to announce your new job

Congratulations on your new job!Here’s how to announce the good news.Good Luck!

1.Post a picture of your job offer.

2.Post a status that sounds like this… 49 more words


I'm Hilarious. Part III.

I think at this point I should stop kidding myself and change the title of this series to:

“I’m downright weird and inappropriate, groundlessly cocky and sometimes funny” 205 more words


Let's Make This a Reality, Universe.

Though I don’t write Erotica, I do write some steaminess.

Seriously. I have years of research to unleash upon some lucky bastard.

I wonder how many erotica writers have been busted and charged with indecency. 7 more words

Subconscious Mawwiage

Don’t know why. I’ve never even really had a crush on this bastard, but over the past fifteen years, I have had multiple dreams where I was married to – 32 more words