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Limerick. Monday. Done.

High class hooker, quite skilled called Bianca

Lawyers, doctors, occasional banker

She would tempt and then tease them

with her bounties she’d please ’em

Gave her Pearl necklaces just to thank her

Poetry

Unbroken

During a casual conversation in a hallway.

Between acquaintances.

Still grates me.

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Here’s To Friday

“On Friday, I like to high five myself for getting through another week on little more than caffeine, will power and inappropriate humor.” ~ Nanea Hoffman

Life

A get well soon Limerick. Take it. Take it all.

Oh you poor thing, I hope you’re well soon

Heard it’s swollen up like a balloon

That there’s swelling and weeping

And dripping and seeping… 10 more words

Poetry

A Limerick. Because it's...actually I have no idea what day it is...

A virginal fellow called Brian

To get laid, he was tryin’ and tryin’

Efforts all came to nought

Then “eureka!”, a thought

Now each week, big boobed hooker’s he’s buyin’

Poetry

Here's Thursday's filthy limerick

Prospective lover to his lady June

“One ball’s shrivelled just like a prune”

Nervously he confided 

“And I’m somewhat lopsided

Other’s swollen just like a balloon.”

Poetry

Book review: Love Lessons by Jacqueline Wilson

Jacqueline Wilson writes about kids living in real world situations. There are no princesses singing duets with the local wildlife here; there are no happy endings. 2,155 more words

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