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It seems both fitting and slightly ironic that I write this in the wee hours of the night. The past two days have been pretty rough for me. 1,221 more words

Another Limerick?


Married chap with a thing for his gardener

Found his long garden hose quite the hardener

He would gaze at it’s girth

As it watered the earth… 11 more words


Inappropriate answers to common questions.

I thought I would give some of the ways I would answer life’s common questions. Questions that I would normally not really want to answer. 226 more words