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A Limerick. Because it's...actually I have no idea what day it is...

A virginal fellow called Brian

To get laid, he was tryin’ and tryin’

Efforts all came to nought

Then “eureka!”, a thought

Now each week, big boobed hooker’s he’s buyin’


Here's Thursday's filthy limerick

Prospective lover to his lady June

“One ball’s shrivelled just like a prune”

Nervously he confidedĀ 

“And I’m somewhat lopsided

Other’s swollen just like a balloon.”


Book review: Love Lessons by Jacqueline Wilson

Jacqueline Wilson writes about kids living in real world situations. There are no princesses singing duets with the local wildlife here; there are no happy endings. 2,155 more words



By Charles Robert Lindholm

The Clown
Verbally Stimulating Himself, 44 more words



I absolutely hate the idea that anger is somehow wrong or inappropriate. I am an expressive being but spent many of my years (until I was about 19 years old), not saying a lot of what I was thinking (I know many of my childhood friends are now accusing me of lying but I am walking in my truth today, for real guys!). 443 more words


A Get Well Soon Limerick...

Hope this finds you somewhat on the mend

Hear it’s swollen quite close to the end

Feels like it may fall off

If you move fast or cough… 11 more words


What is an appropriate place for graffiti?

Three cheers for Transport for London’s zero tolerance towards Banksy! My God, how is the world not yet bored by this guy!

It’s been some years since I set foot on a tube train in London; when I lived there for the first quarter century of my life, there were long periods when I’d have to travel underground each day. 171 more words