My wife and I were recently trying to figure out what we could do for a last-minute date. We were having a difficult time coming up with any ideas, so I googled “Date ideas for Salt Lake City.” 626 more words
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Life is a Salvador Dali painting. The figures are stretched, pliant and elastic, eyes bulging out of heads far too small to contain them, the hard solidity of reality dripping down the side of a rickety table. 1,284 more words
Infomercials are often the domain of scheisters and the gullible.
Many of us have seen these things. Most of the time, some crap is being pedaled late at night on some of our favorite channels. 1,540 more words
My sleeping pattern has been steadily returning to normal in the last two weeks, which is great for my overall stamina. Nonetheless, insomnia still has a habit of occasionally slipping into my bed at night, and wringing her decadent claws around me (worse of all, she never bothers to leave any money on the dresser either, despite having her way with me all night. 979 more words