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100% Sober

I’m not kosher and I’m moving closer. I wear loafers and I’m a smoker. Not of cigs because I hate the odor. I’m not older. I’m not sober and I need a chauffeur. 56 more words

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Birth Control

I am not a big fan of birth control.

Ever since I got a depo shot and proceeded to cry for the next three months, I’m loathe to alter my hormones. 266 more words



Two Wine Glasses
Enjoyed a Wild Night and
Ended Up Broken.

Here We Go!

This is blog number one. Iris and I have been talking about starting this blog for years. We thought it would be a fun way to vent about societal things that irk the hell out of us! 203 more words

42 Things You Should NEVER Do During Sex

Found on AskReddit.

1. Call them by your ex’s name.

“Calling your wife by your ex-wife’s name. Let me tell you that does not end on a happy note.” 1,315 more words