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Family Letter Unsent to Relatives More Now than Family Members

Dear Mark, Kathleen, Emily, Adam, and Daniel,

I feel like I just woke up the other day and was 34 years old. I know life can go by quickly and my twenties are what I like to refer to as horrific. 2,189 more words


McDonald's Welcomes Joseph Stalin To Its Management Team

The following internal McDonald’s memo has been leaked to a LAP reporter.

Dear valued McDonald’s employees!

Our company is going through challenging times, and the best way to overcome the challenges is to select the most capable leaders to take our company forward. 497 more words


Tim Cook to employees on IBM partnership: 'I’m really excited to see it take off' (Memo)

Earlier today, Apple and IBM announced an expansive, long-term partnership to integrate Apple’s iOS devices into the Enterprise with big data software powered by IBM. The partnership will allow for IBM to sell iPads and iPhones to its Enterprise customers, and the duo are also working on jointly developed software for the enterprise. 364 more words

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All the worlds problems solved by a Dick.

Ok, so, I recently took up computer hacking and managed to gain access to a secret server in the GOP building, the home of the republican party. 1,125 more words

Federal Reserve Admits Truth In Internal Memo: "Prices Continue To Rise Between 3% And 33%"

Source: zerohedge, by Tyler Durden on 05/24/2014 – 10:00

We are confused: on one hand the Fed is injecting hundreds of billions of liquidity into the market, boosting the S&P to all time highs and making the rich richer (Piketty taking Excel lessons from Rogoff notwithstanding) while the economy remains stagnant because, according to the BLS, … 100 more words

Propaganda, Fraud, And Outright Lies

MB2B - Exhibit 29

Internal Ford Motor Company memo, tasking Robert McNamara with rebuilding SS100X


The shooting began at 8:20am today. Less than an hour after being notified and not knowing the number of shooters, the Department of Homeland Security issued the following internal memo. 384 more words