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Drunk and High Post

So a few days ago I’ve announced that I’m the funniest when drunk and high. I said that I plan to test that theory out. So here we are. 557 more words

Funny

The Drought

The drought is real. Although I don’t doubt my pulling technique and actually give myself a pat on the back from time to time about who I have managed to pull, sometimes we do come across a bit of a drought. 739 more words

Friends

What Type Of Drunk Are You?

Posted by Bars And Nightclubs on 22/12/15.

Most of us can relate to that feeling of being drunk; that giddy intoxication that starts to lower our inhibitions and self-control as we stumble around either laughing our heads off or sobbing our hearts out (or both!). 1,366 more words

Bars And Nightclubs

Liquor Aisle Love

I first met her in the liquor aisle. She was wearing a sundress the amber color of spiced Sailor Jerry Rum and her hair — Fireball whiskey red, I would discover — was tucked under a wide-brimmed black hat with a lace-netting veil. 1,547 more words

Heartache

Intoxicated

I can feel the softness of the sleeping air.

Though it does not move

It does not live

There is a thrumming vibrancy

To it’s stillness. 20 more words

Life Chatter

PSA

“I’m a fan of drunk driving”
– said no one ever.

Today, on my way home, I was almost hit by a person I assume was driving whilst intoxicated. 121 more words

i wanna intimately search thru your shit

a friend gave me a notebook to read
it was full of poems&writings a friend had given to him
and one of the poems was about going thru someone’s car to get to know them better… 157 more words

Artist