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Many Bothans Died For These Jams

You’re wearing Dead shirts now, too, Jeff Chimenti?

“Oh, c’mon. I told you I don’t want to be part of this.”

Jeff Chimenti, you need to show everyone your power. 110 more words

Down The Hall, Can't Miss It

The door to Irving Azoff’s office was clearly marked.

Skull, No Bones

This picture was taken in Irving Azoff’s office.

'Documentary Now!' season finale fan recap: Catalina Breeze

Season 1 | Episode 6 | “Gentle and Soft: The Story of the Blue Jean Committee” | Aired Sep 24, 2015

This week, during the two-part season finale of the IFC mockumentary/doc-parody series… 1,159 more words

Enter: Irving

Oh. Wow. Um…Irving Azoff?

“Yes, hello. How are you?”


“Wonderful. I see this is some sort of alternate trimension where everything occurs simultaneously and American life is examined through the prism of a semi-defunct choogly-type band.” 89 more words

Intro And Transitions

As previously reported–

Did you really just use the word “reported” to describe a semi-antisemitic allusion in an imagined conversation?

–the Dead Or What’s Left Of ‘Em have themselves a shiny new Jew; it’s Irving Azoff, and the Dead continue their streak of doing business with the Most Powerful and/or Feared Jew in the Music Biz. 50 more words

Catching Up

“Ever take a real good look at a zebra?”

“Probably not, Bob.”

“Less horse-like than you’d assume.”


“Proportions are all off.”

“Y’don’t say.”

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