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“I hate being clever […] when you don’t really feel clever and don’t want to be clever. To sneak around and make plans and feel big about making them.
Who’s got seven thumbs and just signed a top-shelf literary agent? THIS GUY!
(puts jar of five severed thumbs back in the cupboard)
I just sent off the agreement yesterday, so now I can officially announce that I will be represented by the inimitable… 767 more words