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The Passion of Lana

Ya gotta feel bad for Lana Turner. She and Tony Quinn have this problem—a bad problem. They’ve just bumped off her rich, nasty, terminally ill husband, Lloyd Nolan, and now…they’re feeling bad about it. 2,642 more words


Who is Miss Jean Louis?

Woman? Fish? Snozzberry? Snortblat? This biography will unleash and reveal a human (or alien-robot hybrid?) who is shrouded in mystery and yet enjoys making the world a happier place. 543 more words