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3 Draft Needs: 76ers

Where do you start with a team that won 10 games last season? 3 first round pick’s a great spot. Here’s what the Sixers need most in this draft. 227 more words


Bryan Colangelo trades #1 pick for sack of magic beans

Philadelphia, PA – Bryan Colangelo, GM of the Philadelphia 76ers, was sent to bed without his supper Tuesday evening after the local dunce traded away the rights of the number one pick in the 2016 NBA draft for a sack of magic beans. 169 more words


Sam Hinkie releases statement after 76ers receive #1 pick

God damnit, mother fucking piece of shit. Eat shit, eat shit and die all of you, you fucking pieces of garbage. Fucking cunt licking, smelly asshole, no good mother fuckers that wouldn’t know a good deal if it bit you in your 2-inch dick. 114 more words


Jerry Colangelo arranges second partnership for 76ers jersey patch

Philadelphia, PA – Jerry Colangelo, Chairman of Basketball Operations for the 76ers, arranged a second corporate partnership this morning and announced the deal at a press conference earlier today. 251 more words


Jerry Colangelo will not attend draft lottery if "it goes to all hours of the night"

Philadelphia, PA – Chairman of Basketball Operations for the Philadelphia 76ers Jerry Colangelo told reporters this morning he would not be in attendance at the upcoming draft lottery if it “went to all hours of the night.” 341 more words


Jerry Colangelo on Hinkie, process: 'At some point you've got to win'

CHICAGO – Regardless of what one thinks of the job Sam Hinkie did in Philadelphia – dredging, dredging and dredging some more with his notorious “Process” that never advanced beyond a foundation pour – the 76ers’ former president and GM was working within the rules of the system. 888 more words

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Bryan Colangelo admits to 'Weekend at Bernie's' inspired scheme to gain GM position

Philadelphia, PA – Just two days into his position as GM of the Philadelphia 76ers, Bryan Colangelo was forced to call a hasty press conference and admit to a months long scheme he employed after watching the 1980s comedy “Weekend at Bernie’s” last December. 376 more words