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The Drunk Husband - by jesurajlove

The Drunk Husband

A drunk man arrives late at home.

He knows his wife won’t open the door, so he decides to pretend he bought her flowers & knocks at the door..!! 31 more words

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The first time I met my girlfriend

The first time I met my girlfriend, I made her laugh and heard a loud but distinct squeak. When I asked her “Did you just squeak?” she smiled and said “I squeak when I laugh…” I was about to say that I thought it was cute, when she added “Loudly, and like a balloon.” with a big grin on her face. 44 more words

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The Story of the Three Little Pigs - By Joseph Jacobs

Once upon a time when pigs spoke rhyme
  And monkeys chewed tobacco,
  And hens took snuff to make them tough,
  And ducks went quack, quack, quack, O! 951 more words
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Testifying - Funny story

A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness:

The lawyer: “Did you actually see the accident?” 75 more words

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திருவிவிலியம் (இணைத் திருமுறையுடன்) பொது மொழிபெயர்ப்பு

பொது முன்னுரை

கிறித்தவர்களின் புனித நூலாகப் போற்றப்பெறுகின்ற திருவிவிலியம் (The Holy Bible) பல தனி நூல்களை உள்ளடக்கிய ஒரு தொகுப்பு ஆகும். திருவிவிலிய நூல்கள் எல்லாம் பழைய ஏற்பாடு, புதிய ஏற்பாடு என்னும் இரு பெரும் பிரிவுகளுக்குள் அடங்கும். 120 more words

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How can the Bible be written by God yet have human authors?

John MacArthur

2 Timothy 3:16 tells us that all Scripture is inspired by God.  The Greek word for “inspired” is derived from another word meaning “God breathed.”  God inspired or revealed to men what to write, so when we read the Bible, we are literally reading the words of God. 125 more words

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