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Seagalmania: The Perfect Weapon (2016)

In my review of Killing Salazar, the subject of “scraping the bottom of the barrel” was raised with respect to Steven Seagal’s direct-to-video crop. The futility of said venture is clear, but every so often something comes along that blows even the soundest of concepts to hell. 593 more words


Action Movie Fanatix Review: Tears of the Sun

He Was Trained To Follow Orders.
He Became A Hero By Defying Them.

Starring: Bruce Willis, Monica Belucci, Cole Hauser, Tom Skerritt, Johnny Messner… 466 more words



Condemned (2015)
★ / ★★★★

“Condemned,” written and directed by Eli Morgan Gesner, is composed of busy-ness and noise, a very tired and lazy attempt at gross-out horror. 422 more words

Well, I'm Certainly Not Going Through Life With One Hand Tied Behind My Back. -- James Dean

Hallmark Review: Meet My Mom (2010, dir. Harvey Frost)

I hate Hallmark movies like this one. I say that because it really gives me nothing to talk about. The kid not wanting his room painted pink? 1,320 more words