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Passive Aggressive Asshole Pixar Lamp to Give Commencement Speech

On March 30, the Johns Hopkins University administration announced the Class of 2015 commencement speaker would be President of Walt Disney and Pixar Animation Studios Dr. 309 more words

Math Club Missionaries Convert Students To Slope-Intercept Form

Having drawn immense power from the recent super special Pi day, the Missionaries of the Math Club, (otherwise known as Missionariis Math Clava aka the MMC) have begun their plan for world domination with the conversion of students to slope-intercept form. 267 more words

Marylander Spruces up Lobby, is Still a Shithole.

Last week, the Marylander, an apartment building near the Homewood Campus, renovated its lobby with the purchase of an array of new furniture.  The new comfy-looking couches, plush chairs, and fuzzy rugs were a much-needed upgrade, apparently, from the standard lobby accoutrements that were previously ignored by residents.  386 more words

Intensive Therapy – “The Doctor Is In”

Intensive Therapy by Jeffrey Deitz

This is a long, complex book. It starts with multiple characters over multiple years. At the heart are patient/physician relationships. 152 more words


Little Kid on Campus Tour Stomps on Gilman Seal, Gets Sucked into Vortex of Gilman’s Tomb

It is with great sadness that The Black and Blue Jay reports the loss of a child on a campus tour, Lacey Noseblatt, to the mysterious depths of the Gilman Seal. 379 more words

Why raising money for cancer shouldn't be the only thing you do

Originally posted on the Elon University Periclean Scholars Blog. 

How do you feel, Elon? You’re posting photos of ElonTHON, of you standing and dancing for hours for those who cannot – namely those who are being treated at Duke University Children’s Hospital. 946 more words


Top 10 Ways to Make Your SOHOP Kid Feel Uncomfortable

  1. Greet them like a dog: Nothing says “Welcome to Johns Hopkins” like a nice, long, wet lick on the cheek
  2. Offer them your bed: Hospitality is crucial, but so is amount of sleep you get.
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