Q: Who is larger, Mr. Bigger or his baby?
A: His baby is а little Bigger
Q: It occurs once in every minute, twice in every moment, and yet never in one hundred thousand years. 82 more words
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Teacher: What exactly is MATH?
Boy: Mental Abuse To Humans
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In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth… After that, everything else was Made in China.
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The Teacher says to the class: Who ever stands up is stupid
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: I said who ever stands up is STUPID!
*Little Johnny stands up* 27 more words
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You’ll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
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To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I’m turning my house into an Italian restaurant.
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Someone is breaking the rules. When someone chose to adopt either a cat or a dog, there were factors that used to weigh into the decision. 648 more words
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