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"ULTAH ABECE"

<Sabtu, 24 Februari 2017 RPOT 17:18>

Abece melaksanakan aktivitas begadang hingga melewati tengah malam karena menunggu ucapan ulang tahun dari pacar tercintanya, Mongky.

Tepat jam 00:00, Mongky menelepon dan mengucapkan selamat ulang tahun dengan harapan semoga Abece selalu sehat, sukses, bahagia dan selalu dapat menghibur dirinya dan banyak orang. 445 more words

Joke

CPAC Under Trump =

CPAC under Trump =

Compromised Principles Action Committee

Credulous Patsies of an American Conman

Caucasian People Against Coexistence

Corrupt Political Allies of Cretinism

Committee to Protect Aryan Consciousness… 23 more words

Humor

Growing up with the Zodiac Killer

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(This story is 100% true.)

So, anyway when the Zodiac Killer started killing people in the inner Bay Area in late 60’s, 328 more words

Poetry

Banana Slug

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I used to think that dinosaurs were the most advanced people on the planet.

That changed when I was hiking on a wet slimy trail in the Santa Cruz Mountains tomorrow… 564 more words

Poetry

Going Dutch

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Judge: So, you and the monkey are just friends?

Me: That is correct your Honor.

Judge: When you went to the Bull Fight together you were unaware… 237 more words

Poetry

CEO Minixie

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Mom: Who ate all the peanut butter and didn’t add it to the list on the refrigerator?
Minxie: I don’t offer to buy dish soap because I never wash the dishes. 144 more words

Poetry

Tomato Pin Cushion

True story…

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When I was young my mother
had a pin cushion
in the shape of a tomato
I could watch for hours… 49 more words

Poetry