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Drink a little

I only drink a little but when i do,

I turn into another person,

And that person drinks a lot’.

Drink A Little

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The teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?” Jimmy replied crying, “Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ‘I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'”

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