I only drink a little but when i do,
I turn into another person,
‘And that person drinks a lot’.
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What is my porpoise?
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Sunny fly News: All News At One Point
The teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?” Jimmy replied crying, “Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ‘I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'”
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6 days, 19 hours ago
Because it’s too far to walk!
1 week, 5 days ago
A man dies & goes to Heaven. In heaven he sees a large Wall full of Clocks !
He asks angel: “What are these for?” 84 more words
The Joking Life
A man went to see a psychiatrist.
He was totally naked and totally wrapped in Saran Wrap.
The psychiatrist looked him over and said, “I can clearly see your nuts.”
2 weeks, 2 days ago
The World’s Oldest Joke Book by Dan Crompton
My rating: 2 of 5 stars
Haha wtf. I laughed like once or twice.
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