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Reflecting upon mortality… part 8…

Uh… I don’t have any clever new thoughts on death… but I did just notice that this one sort of ended up making it look like the skeleton is washing his… uh… I want to say ‘boner’, because that would be exceptionally funny in this particular instance… but I am going with ‘junk’… because this is supposed to be a more or less family-friendly blog… and because I am classy that way.

Humor

A hipster drowned when he was thrown in the mainstream.

A hipster drowned when he was thrown in the mainstream.

Funny

The League

By Thomas Page

Mary Susannah Damon did not expect this to happen. Sure, dabbling in the Dark Arts would cause some closed-minded people to say that she was in league with the Devil himself, but she did not expect the League of Magic meeting at her local civic center to be so intolerant. 1,174 more words

Academyoftheheartandmind

Why is Santa's sack so big?

Why is Santa’s sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.

Jokes