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Church attendance

Attendance in Church on sunday
1. Human beings = 85
2. Bible = 27
3. Phone Charger = 507.
4. Rechargeable lamps = 212.
5. Rechargeable Torch = 176. 34 more words

Jokes

28 MORE UNUSED JOKES FOR THE NITE SHOW

28 MORE O’ MY UNUSED JOKES FOR THE NITE SHOW:

  1. Rep. Larry Lockman spoke Thursday night at USM about “the failure of America’s ‘open border’ policy.” And, he left his dressing room a mess.
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Satire

Boxer and the gammer

Count from the referee that the boxer is nockdown, the gammer hailing from the audience: – This will not stand up, I know him from the bus!

Jokes

Don't Call Him Drumpf: Politics and Punchlines

If you clicked this link to witness a blistering defense of Donald Trump against the liberal snowflakes who are trying to pussify America, you have clicked the wrong link, I dislike the man as both a person and a politician. 1,861 more words

Humor

Weird Writer's Weekly Witticism # 19

First, here’s the answer to last week’s question:

Question: Why did the author read as she crossed the road?

Answer: She wanted to kindle interest in her novel! 94 more words

Contemporary Culture

My girlfriend's writing an erotic novel about a sociopathic sex addict.

My girlfriend’s writing an erotic novel about a sociopathic sex addict.

It's called 'Journal.'

Submitted March 22, 2017 at 11:25PM

Jokes

A Pageant Dad

I never thought I would become a pageant dad.

So as I stood in front of 300 people with Leah at the Ohio University Faculty Pageant… 958 more words