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A cow that doesn’t produce milk

Colin: What do you call a cow that doesn’t produce milk?
Mark: What?
Colin: A milk dud.

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10 Packing Tips from a Procrastinator

Josh and I are going to Florida tomorrow to celebrate our sixth anniversary! Despite being sick, I’ve been preparing for this trip all week in the hope that I wouldn’t be too overwhelmed the night before we leave. 262 more words

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Dad jokes

Q: “What’s the movie about?”

A: “it’s about two hours long.”

Q: “what’s for dinner.”

A: “food.”

Q: “What’s up?”

A: “the ever cippling ozone layer.” 17 more words

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Changing a light bulb jokes

How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None; it’s not rocket science.

How many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? 1,110 more words

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Comic Strip Saturday: Social Media Accomplishments

My gravestone won’t say anything, since I’ll be cremated (lol), but if I did have one, I would like it to say, “Always tried to make people smile.” 16 more words

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Your HORROR - Scope for the week of: July 28th, 2016

Hello once again.

We hope you had a fruitful… or vegetable week.

My staff has been working very hard on this week’s prognostications.

However, the outlook isn’t any better than it was last week. 626 more words

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PREMIERSHIP WAEC EXAMINATION.

DURATION: 48 Hrs

ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.

SECTION A.
1. Discuss the fall of Chelsea and the rise of Leicester in relation to season 2015/16 (20marks). 159 more words

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