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Joke of the day - Verb tense

Headmistress: “What tense is ‘I am beautiful’?”

Student: “Past”

Humor

Aggravating Single Struggles #3

Here we go again with more reasons why singleness sucks. Hey, after you read, you should tell me your own reasons in the comments section! 459 more words

Single

A burglar and a parrot

A burglar broke into a house one night.

He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to… 186 more words

Humour

I don’t Owe You Anything

The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy answers, “A scotch, please.”

The bartender hands him the drink, and says, “That’ll be five dollars” … 159 more words

Joke

Compilation of Hilarious Tweets

This is just my brand of humour

– but has nemo found himself

– Sober every night because we drink to my accomplishments

– Did Jesus have a degree though… 243 more words

Life Tips

Being A Dickhead Is Cool

I’m a dickhead. A wind up wizard. Tailor of taunts. Master of mockery etc etc. You get the idea. Why do I do it? What enjoyment could I possibly get from pointing out the flaws of another human and turning them into a laughing matter? 327 more words

Blog

Madrid Crew Takes Slovenia

I arrived to Slovenia late Sunday evening and feel like I have gotten the chance to see quite a bit over the week. Gasper met me at the aiport and immediately we started catching up. 289 more words

Spain