A man was sitting at a bar when he noticed a pirate walk in the front door.
The pirate had a peg leg, a hook for one hand, and a patch over one eye. 149 more words
Montreal Impact striker Didier Drogba has been fined by Major League Soccer (MLS) for his refusal to play against Toronto FC last Sunday, the league announced on Friday. 86 more words
Which statement hurts the most in a relationship??
1. Its over between me and you.
2. Goodbye for good.
3. I never loved you.
4. You’re a turnoff. 40 more words