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Jort-Wearing Werewolf

Inktober day 10.  I really had no idea what to draw today, so this is what resulted.  I still have a few pairs of perfectly functional jorts, but it appears to only be allowable to wear them at home for chores or messy projects.


REVIEW: Pygmalion Day Four

The Pygmalion Music Festival continued Saturday with the first full day-and-night portion of the weekend.

Festival headliners Run the Jewels drew a specific crowd that mostly came-and-went surrounding their set, while… 369 more words


James Harden Threw Out Another First Pitch, But This Time Without Jorts

In important NBA offseason news, Houston Rockets guard James Harden is still throwing out first pitches at baseball games. He is not, however, wearing jorts while doing so. 273 more words


Chiefs TE Travis Kelce showed up to play Broncos in a sleeveless flannel and jorts

The Kansas City Chiefs are looking to improve to 2-0 against the Denver Broncos after beating the Houston Texans this past Sunday, and Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce turned up in a pretty interesting outfit. 98 more words


Cargo Shorts Are the Lesser Evil

I have recently been informed that cargo shorts are a serious fashion offense, in fact, it’s all over the place on blog posts like, “Dear Men, Please Stop Wearing Cargo Shorts” and “Cargo Shorts Must Die a Deadly Death” and whatever… blog posts.    1,991 more words

Yeah, I Still Wear Cargo Shorts. Fuck Off.

Ladies, let me ask you a question. Have you been somewhere this summer with your man and didn’t have your purse so you needed your guy to carry your phone/wallet/chapstick-that-is-apparently-laced-with-addictive-substances-stronger-than-heroin for you? 975 more words

Gators (still) Wear Jean Shorts

The most awaited football game of the SEC season has arrived–at least for Dawg & Gator fans. I made an impromptu decision last night to enter the enemy territory of Jacksonville for the weekend. 274 more words

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