Why You Wish You Were Spending Thanksgiving With Kenny Powers And His Family

Thanksgiving is a time for gathering around dead animals and feasting like hedonistic Romans. It’s also a time for watching your drunk uncle pass out at the dinner table after drinking one too many brandy sifters and gorging himself on all the dark meat. 660 more words


Active, not athletic.

This week while at work, three high school boys came up and were selling cookies to create funds for their cross country track team.  I asked them about their mile times, and they were totally excited to share them. 750 more words


These 'Eastbound And Down' Guest Stars Stole Scenes From Kenny Powers

When you’ve got the show-stopping, high-volume charisma of Danny McBride turbo charging his performance of Kenny “F*ckin'” Powers, it’s easy to overlook the rather impressive list of guest stars… 992 more words


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“This beautiful sunset is rocking my nuts.”

-Kenny Powers

Be A Bulletproof Tiger With These Kenny Powers Lines And GIFS From 'Eastbound And Down'

Are you crying into your hands about not going to San Diego Comic-Con or otherwise down about pedestrian weekend plans? Well…

That’s right, Kenny Powers is here to save your weekend. 591 more words


Everyone Meet America's New Favorite Athlete: St. Thomas Bobcats Pitcher Ben Ancheff

Prepare your eyes for the most majestic thing you have ever seen.

Ok, you ready? Wah-lah!

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This is St. Thomas University Pitcher Ben Ancheff, and he was on his way to leading the Bobcats to a NAIA World Series championship — until he was forced to leave the game with an arm injury. 248 more words