milk and pencils
Micaela: What’s those stairs that move… an oscalator?
Rachel: An escalator.
Micaela: Oh, an escalator.
Emeth: Wait, I thought it was called a…
2 days, 9 hours ago
make way for bouchers
Big Brother enjoys playing with swords. Soft of course, but swords (and light sabers) are a very big hit right now. As we were playing today, I got both of his legs in one go because he let his focus wander. 248 more words
1 week, 1 day ago
I turned the key in the ignition. Click.
My four-year-old son looked up at me. “What’s wrong?”
“We have to jump it, Aeric.”
Popping the hood seemed like a teachable moment. 35 more words
1 week, 4 days ago
“Annie, I took your special cup. I don’t mind.” – Vitalia
“I don’t matter which one I get.” – Annie, regarding which milk cup she gets…
Working Mom Hacks
“Mommy, I never want to grow up.”
“Why’s that, buddy?”
“I never want to change stinky diapers.”
“When I grow up, I’m just going to drop all the kids off at daycare and school and then just go home. 11 more words
1 week, 6 days ago
Annie: Dad, I’m gonna have quiet time in here. But I’ll make sure I watch out for splinter bugs.
Dad: What’s a splinter bug?
Annie: It’s a bug that makes splinters.
Hot Like a Flower
Boy: Is that your mom?
Me: No, we just work together.
Boy: Where your mom? 23 more words
2 weeks, 2 days ago