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How small do you think he is?


Boy: Auntie, how small is that crayon?


Boy: Whoa! It’s even smaller than my brother! 31 more words

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One day it could happen to you

Boy: “Admire.” What’s that?

Me: That means when you really like somebody.

Boy: Ew. 11 more words

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Pre Blog Kid Quotes (that I can remember)


around 18 months, “shoooooow” every time he throws something

Before 2: “Riley Knickerbocker!!!!! What the hell?!”

Age 4, sprained his wrist: “Dr Kaplan said when your bone hurts and you fall off, you have to eat a breakfast sandwich” 56 more words

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2017 Kid Quotes

10/24: Richard (3): “Mooooooooomm! Charlie just said the ass word!”

10/25: Charlie (3): “is the wine just like water?”

10/27: *playing outside*

Charlie: I need to go in the house… 12 more words

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Is there a kids' show about kangaroos I don't know about

4 y/o boy: It’s cold! I’m a cold kangaroo.

Boy: He’s as mean as a mean kangaroo.

Me: How come everything is about kangaroos?

Boy: I mean, as mean as a mean whale. 34 more words

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Do i look so bad that it looks like i survived a vicious attack?


Boy: I like sharks.

Me: I like sharks, too!

Boy: It got you?

Me: What?

Boy: It eat you? 23 more words

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A Teacher Gift You Should Start on NOW

For many of us, school is just getting started.  End of year teacher gifts are FAR off of our radar. We are miles away from Teacher Appreciation Week (thank goodness. 391 more words