Hot Like a Flower
Me: Bears live in the woods. They like to eat honey. Where do bears live?
Client: In the hoods!
1 day, 3 hours ago
Boy: The policeman is gonna come put her in jail because she didn’t give it. 40 more words
2 weeks, 4 days ago
make way for bouchers
Big Brother enjoys playing with swords. Soft of course, but swords (and light sabers) are a very big hit right now. As we were playing today, I got both of his legs in one go because he let his focus wander. 248 more words
1 month, 1 week ago
I turned the key in the ignition. Click.
My four-year-old son looked up at me. “What’s wrong?”
“We have to jump it, Aeric.”
Popping the hood seemed like a teachable moment. 35 more words
Working Mom Hacks
“Mommy, I never want to grow up.”
“Why’s that, buddy?”
“I never want to change stinky diapers.”
“When I grow up, I’m just going to drop all the kids off at daycare and school and then just go home. 11 more words
Boy: Is that your mom?
Me: No, we just work together.
Boy: Where your mom? 23 more words
1 month, 2 weeks ago
Me: So did anyone do anything Christmasy this morning?
Me: What did you do?
Girl: Well, I ate goldfish. 9 more words