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They see me rollin', hibernatin'

Me: Bears live in the woods. They like to eat honey. Where do bears live?

Client: In the hoods!

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Sure, kid. She's on my side


Boy: The policeman is gonna come put her in jail because she didn’t give it. 40 more words

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Child's play

Big Brother enjoys playing with swords. Soft of course, but swords (and light sabers) are a very big hit right now. As we were playing today, I got both of his legs in one go because he let his focus wander. 248 more words

Young Living

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I turned the key in the ignition. Click.

My four-year-old son looked up at me. “What’s wrong?”

“We have to jump it, Aeric.”

Popping the hood seemed like a teachable moment. 35 more words

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“Mommy, I never want to grow up.”
“Why’s that, buddy?”
“I never want to change stinky diapers.”

~My 4-year-old

“When I grow up, I’m just going to drop all the kids off at daycare and school and then just go home. 11 more words

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"I just have a lot of feelings"

Boy: Is that your mom?

Me: No, we just work together.

Boy: Where your mom? 23 more words

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Sure, that's festive

Me: So did anyone do anything Christmasy this morning?

Girl: Yeah.

Me: What did you do?

Girl: Well, I ate goldfish. 9 more words

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