Boy: Auntie, how small is that crayon?
Boy: Whoa! It’s even smaller than my brother! 31 more words
around 18 months, “shoooooow” every time he throws something
Before 2: “Riley Knickerbocker!!!!! What the hell?!”
Age 4, sprained his wrist: “Dr Kaplan said when your bone hurts and you fall off, you have to eat a breakfast sandwich” 56 more words
4 y/o boy: It’s cold! I’m a cold kangaroo.
Boy: He’s as mean as a mean kangaroo.
Me: How come everything is about kangaroos?
Boy: I mean, as mean as a mean whale. 34 more words
Boy: I like sharks.
Me: I like sharks, too!
Boy: It got you?
Boy: It eat you? 23 more words