a) I need to invest in a box of food prep gloves. I think my hands are permanently stained at this point.
b) A shout-out to my friend Candace for the instructions :). 265 more words
This was pretty funny…
Google “Lobbyist claims you can drink a quart of Roundup but refuses to drink it himself.”
You’ll see a lobbyist for the manufacturers of Roundup pesticide, claiming that it’s so safe to humans that you could drink a quart and not get sick. 165 more words
I am not sure if this was one or several dreams, and so I will type it as one dream with 4 parts; but I am not sure which order part 2 and part 3 should be in, and so I am not sure which of those parts I actually dreamed about first. 897 more words