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We Had the Mother Effin' Stomach Flu

It’s inevitable. It happens almost every year. It starts out slow. At first you’re not even sure what’s happening. But then it hits you like a ton of bricks. 1,195 more words

From lard-ass to bad-ass

I am very lucky. I have never been overweight, despite for years sustaining myself on a diet of sweets, crisps and junk food – thank you genes. 925 more words

Running

Julia

Update: This is an early draft.  An expanded version of this story can be found here

Julia took another bite of her Moro bar, spat it out, and burst into tears again. 298 more words

Smoking

Something has Gotta Give

I went to buy an electric bike the other day because a colleague, who is an Iron Man champion, swears buy it. He says, “why sweat the hills? 345 more words

Narcissa

Part One

Before I became this perfect specimen of humanity consisting pouty lips and sharp cheekbones, I was one of the commoners. Mousy brown hair, sturdy body and a pug nose did not exactly endear me to my peers and they were all too willing to let me know so. 374 more words

Fiction

5 Reasons Why Your Love Handles Aren't Going Away

Through my years of playing high school and university sports, endless hours spent working out in the gym, and training family and friends, I’ve noticed something; most people’s bodies look the exact same, month after month, year after year. 1,700 more words