“Some days when I go out, I think that maybe I’ll meet that person and finally have a world wind romance, but then stuff like this happens and I realize why I stay at home” — Crystal Palmer (Awkward, SINGLE AND NOT ATTEMPTING TO MINGLE ) 648 more words
Tags » Laundry
(scene opens in dim basement, outraged howling)
Me: (stepping over laundry baskets) What’s going on?
Beta: (dramatic) I don’t want to watch this!
Me: (looks to Gamma’s smug grin to Mother Goose Rhymes singing from TV) You’re not supposed to be watching, you’re supposed to be folding laundry. 114 more words