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blasting throat

Have a cold? Can’t keep your throat from blasting off? Take a laxative. You’ll be AFRAID to cough.


The Afternoon I Helped Sara Blizzard Prevent The Death Of An Elderly Spinster — With A Weathercock

It’s a rainy Bank Holiday Monday and everything is down in the world.

I know this in advance not because I am a God or a precogGod or a precogGodbarometeroid — it’s just that when it comes to all things climatic and predictive, I owe everything to Sara Blizzard, weathergirl incarnate. 1,260 more words

Flibbulatory Marscapone

Build character, with laxatives

ALL the morning he has been touchy and naughty, and now, to cap it all, he has used a very bad word. Whose fault is it?

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Words Mean Things: Cleansers, Detox, and Flushes

I was perusing Facebook when an ad for “SkinnyMint” tea popped up. Curious, I clicked the link (and now I shall be inundated with diet products forever and ever). 541 more words

Top 10 foods to make you poop every day

I apologize for being MIA lately, if you follow me on instagram (@how_to_eat_RD) you know we’re in the process of moving and that it’s totally crazy! 2,031 more words


Failed my last post 

I wasn’t going binge tonight.. But my impulse self stopped by Taco Bell on my way home from dropping off a coworker.. Spend $25 😣 that’s half what I made 😣.. 190 more words


Not the Day I'd planned

I’m home now.

Thanks to my freakout last night, I showed up at treatment this morning sick, weak, tired, and severely dehydrated.

When I arrived, I had to strip down and put on a sheer hospital gown, do a couple jumping jacks, and get weighed. 208 more words

Bulimia Rocks! /sarcasm