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​”I have three ex-wives. I can’t remember any of their names, so I just call ’em Plaintiff.”

—Lewis Grizzard, humorist (20 Oct 1946-1994).

Thought For Today

Funny Insights

One of the difficulties faced by novice humor writers is their relentless search for that magic How To that is going to make everything they write hilarious. 713 more words


It’s difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato. – Lewis Grizzard http://ift.tt/1TEdrkx

Lewis Grizzard


“Honey,” a wife could say, “I’ve got a big project going on down at the firm Why don’t you have our next baby?” “But, sweetheart,” the husband might reply, “I’ve got the member-guest golf tournament coming up at the club. 36 more words

The Love Of Reading

Lewis Grizzard Wednesday: A fan of the '93 Phillies

October, 1993 

I’m just as much a Braves fan as the next Atlanta chop-chop yahoo, but I’ve got to admit I’ve come to like the Philadelphia Phillies, too. 544 more words

Spring Ahead

Spring is the land awakening.  The March winds are the morning yawn.” – Lewis Grizzard

Born in July – a time of fireworks and vacation, summer was always my favorite season. 185 more words


Lewis Grizzard Wednesday: He up and died and broke my heart

My dog Catfish, the black Lab, died Thanksgiving night. The vet said his heart gave out.

Down in the country, they would have said, “Lewis’ dog up and died.” He would have been 12 had he lived ’til January. 592 more words