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Mystery Date

When you’re asked to present at an academic showcase but your husband is out of town, who do you take as a date?

Naturally.

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#MoreThanMean

While walking my dog one morning, I paused on the corner of my street as he was doing his business. A man in a car was making a left hand turn towards my block and practically leaned out his window, watching me as he made the turn. 524 more words

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5 Things People Need to Stop Making Lists About

We live in the land of listicles. 30 things to do before you turn 30. 20 mistakes to make in your 20s. Movies you’re supposed to see, places you’re supposed to visit, milestones you’re supposed to reach. 498 more words

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Clue: Voorheesian-style

One basement. One can of paint. Two filled paint pans lying on the floor. Five suspects, only one harboring any semblance of grace. Let’s gather the popular vote as to who was the first* to step in a full pan of paint, then unwittingly wander around the plush carpet, leaving a permanent trail behind him/her. 28 more words

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I don't think I'm ready for this jelly

Mom, I love you, but this jelly’s got to go:

Nothing reminds you that you’re at your parents’ house more than the long-past expiration dates on everything in the fridge.

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Third time's the charm, pt. 2

To bookend my day, Adam and I got free tickets to the U.S. Bank suite for the last regular-season Wild game, my third Wild game of the season.

Eat that, Goldy! :-)

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Third time's the charm

The first time, he fractured my femur. The second time, he came after my family. But this time, I wasn’t going to let Goldy get the better of me. 129 more words

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