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Don't get too comfortable

I dislike Jason Segel for reasons I can’t properly articulate: he seems like he’s constantly a little sweaty, a little damp, covered in a thin layer of coarse body hair. 376 more words

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The Gray Lady

It’s like she can smell the exact moment I sit down with coffee and open the newspaper.

One day, thinking I was clever, I laid… 70 more words

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My waistline is the best souvenir

Turns out, I’m eating my way through Eastern Europe: I have found myself stuffing my face with three-course meals when I’m not even hungry, eating street food when I normally would be too concerned about calories to indulge. 111 more words

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This is what it's like when worlds collide

Not having much else to do, Eric and I took an evening constitutional two nights ago in Munich, making a big loop around our hotel area. 270 more words

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Totem

I’ve had it longer than I’ve been married; in that way, it’s more of a part of me than my last name. I know its heft  intimately, and how it situates when it slips down and sticks against my skin. 445 more words

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"Look to the cookie, Elaine!"

You know that I don’t believe in God, yet I believe in a universal power, one that occasionally send signs to guide us down a happy and successful path. 47 more words

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