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I'm sorry that extended quality time with Joe has interfered with my blog updates. Well, actually, I'm not sorry at all, who am I kidding?

From the Malibu beach house, January 27th, 2015.

My thoughts go out to you, poor little readers who’ve been waiting with bated breath for another update regarding my totally narcissistic, useless life of Caligula-level debauchery. 795 more words


It Ought to be a Crime

I think everyone ought to spend the night in jail at least once. It teaches a lesson in humility and gives you a whole new appreciation for many of the things we take for granted—like toilet paper. 279 more words