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Eclipse Limerick

Solar eclipse in the sky
Made day dark as night
But if you’re too dumb
And you look at the sun
The sun will burn out your eyes


Limerick: At the Carwash

My car is so dirty it’s a sin
I’m taking it to the carwash again
But knowing it will
Only be clean until
My kids get their dirty asses back in


Limerick: Summer

As a season Summer cannot be beat
BBQs and swimming in the heat
But I stay inside
When the temperature’s high
So I don’t get sweaty and stink


Trips with kids: Limerick 

I love summers with children transporting
On trips to theme parks adoring
But when they start to whine
About how much longer the time
It makes me prefer waterboarding


Summer in Fresno Limerick

Everyone loves the summer
No other season is funner
But here in Fresno
Where it’s an inferno
We sizzle like bacon as we suffer

Birr Tournament 

Brilliant tournament hosted by Birr Polocrosse in Nenagh last weekend as per usual! Thanks to Birr for an excellent weekend, filled with great facilities, food, craic and polocrosse. 192 more words