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#OctPoWriMo 16 - Cat in a Basket

A cat in a basket did sit
While her mistress was throwing a fit.
The cat jumped around
Juggling like a clown
‘Til the woman stopped being a twit.


There Was A Young Lady Named Nell

There was a young lady named Nell
Who wished her soul to sell.
It was bought by a demon named Mark,
Who dwelt in the dark, 7 more words



Their behaviour is infantile, crass.
They’re irrelevant has-beens, alas.
They’re a collective wreck;
They’ll soon shrink to a speck,
And then disappear up their own ass.


Memoirs of Mountains, in Light of Psalm 148

Memoirs of Mountains, in Light of Psalm 148

Praise the Lord from the earth, ye dragons, and all deeps; fire, and hail; snow, and vapors; stormy wind fulfilling His word; …

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There Was A Young Lady Named Claire

There was a young lady named Claire
Who had extremely long blonde hair.
Her boyfriend Mark,
Sang like a lark
And birds made a nest in Claire’s hair.