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SQUARE ONE

There once was an owned superfreak
Who gave her man much too much cheek
She moaned and she groaned
And was sadly, disowned,
Now she’s training from scratch
Not to squeak.

Poetry

Growing GMO modified rice eliminates Methane pollution. An inconvenient truth for Green Heads. A Limerick.

A true GMO revolution.

Grow rice without Methane pollution.

Half the world fed with rice.

Feed the hungry, how nice.

“Green heads” will explode: – Wrong solution. 126 more words

Limerick

King of Beasts

Cecil’s dead – that’s a bit of a shame.
(Killing babies? – no! that’s not the same)
He had lived a long life.
Raised some cubs with each wife, 38 more words

Poetry

Bikini

Air on the skin  feels so good

I’d tear off my clothes if I could

But as I am old

I am not very bold… 7 more words

Poetry

Wednesday limericks

I once fell in love with a Scot.

He made love every hour on the dot.

When I asked for time off

He stifled his wrath. 70 more words

Poetry

Cuckservative

“Cuckservative” is the new name
For conservatives feeble and tame,
Who’ve crumpled and folded;
Who’ve been well cuckolded;
Are limp, lily-livered and lame.

cuckservative

Poetry

Spice Guys

My friends, we need fewer nice guys
And gals. (those with tears in their eyes)
But more people with ire,
Who spit venom and fire; 6 more words

Poetry