Trumperick du Jour
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The Football Collective
Join us for the Football, Politics and Popular Culture conference in Limerick 2017.
3 hours, 9 minutes ago
We thought them no threat – they were few;
They into a multitude grew.
We’d best pull these weeds
Before they spread seeds,
Or else our neglect we will rue.
19 hours, 12 minutes ago
A man from Nantucket named Pym
Once spotted where peng-u-ins swim
Some seals he attested
Were left unmolested,
(At least, that’s according to him.)
1 day ago
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cum in a bucket.
He’d dip in a straw,
Then work out his jaw, 9 more words
A man from McFarland once shitted
His pants, which were too tightly fitted:
He popped a low squat,
And he shitted a lot,
And it squished out his pants when they splitted.
Thomas thumbed, pulled out a plum
He chucked it in sizzling duck sauce.
Little Bo peeped,
trying to keep back her weep,
“Spring onion might’ve been in your thoughts!”
1 day, 1 hour ago