First, cop a satin black and white rack/varsity jacket.
Don’t wash your hair for like 3 days.
Because of substance abuse and erratic sleeping patterns slap on some La Mer, because you can afford it. 149 more words
I don’t blame Lindsey Lohan for being a wet-behind-the-ears drug and alcohol addicted liberal fool. I blame her mother for missing that appointment at Planned Parenthood 28 years ago. 270 more words