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Size Matters

Me: “Good morning. Is this where you sell convention t-shirts, here at the registration desk?”

Nice Registration Lady: “Yes it is! Would you like one?” 59 more words


Comfortably Numb

My Cool Dentist: “It’s been about 15 minutes. That shot should have you all numb by now.” (starts drilling)

Me: “Uh… I can feel that.” 110 more words

Healthy Lifestyle

Nothing But The Booth

(at small town festival, spot a Viking booth)

Me: “Oh, hey! I know The Asatru Community. I follow you guys on Facebook. I didn’t know you did info booths at events.” 176 more words

People Watching

The Bar of Common Sense

At the bar of common sense Jesus Christ’s statements may seem mad; but bring them to the bar of faith, and you begin to find with awestruck spirit that they are the words of God…We act like pagans in a crisis, only one out of a crowd is daring enough to bank his faith in the character of God.  347 more words

Playing The Part

Guy: “Enjoying the party?”

Me: “Yeah, this is really…”

Guy: “Have you ever been asked to play a Viking in a movie or on TV? You could totally play a viking.” 74 more words

Road Trips

One Size Fits Almost

Me: “Pardon me, ma’am. Are gown and mask coverings still required to visit patients on this floor?”

Nurse: (without looking up) “Yes, but I can get them for you.” 42 more words

People Watching

Living Large with Less

Don’t be misled by the title, my husband and I are by no means minimalists – as anyone who has helped us move can attest – but we have learned a lot about contentment in the past several years. 806 more words