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Life Is Short & So Is Your Pussy: A Love Story

Where did he purchase this shirt? What was going through his head when he made said purchase? Can he speak English? Does he know what any of these words mean? 24 more words


Staying Southern amid mortality and casual conversation

Did I mention I was nearly in an airplane crash last week?

As you may remember, I made a trip down South for my cousin’s bachelorette party. 683 more words


Spanish moss attracts more than just Southerners

There I was, standing in the checkout line at WalMart in Bend, OR.

I looked like a Creole doomsday prepper with a grocery cart full of canned goods; mostly black-eyed peas and French cut green beans. 390 more words