Tags » Lost Keys

Why I cannot be like God. Lost Sheep

“What man among you having a hundred sheep and losing one of them
would not leave the ninety-nine in the desert
and go after the lost one until he finds it? 680 more words


What Keys Taught Me About Being Needy

I don’t like asking for help. I like to do things myself and I like to figure out how to get them done on my own. 476 more words

The Things

Keys, Marbles, and My Mind

My keys dangle from the ignition of my escape, taunting me. Son of a turtleneck sweater. I promised my boss I would quit cussing. It isn’t as easy at it seems, especially when I can see my keys through the thick glass of the window, but I am helpless to retrieve them. 660 more words


I Gots To Get Organzized!

When my sister was about four years old, she looked at the wall-to-wall chaos that was our play room, put her hands on her hips and uttered the above sentence, which has gone down in family history. 816 more words

Firefighters Use Bolt Cutters To Open The Olympic Stadium Because Organizers Lost The Key

Even though the 2016 Rio Olympics haven’t actually started yet, it’s safe to say it’s a total disaster. Between the poor living conditions for athletes, the Zika virus, and the… 96 more words


Keys To The Cops

Losing your car keys is a hassle.

But back in the day, a replacement cost only a dollar or two.

Today, a new “fob” can run a couple hundred bucks. 116 more words


Lost Keys and Lies

I’m on the road… so this is a repost from 2013. It still applies. And you’re right – he hasn’t been around for a while. I know, I haven’t been around much either, but starting in August we’ll be back with the usual shenanigans. 357 more words