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The Star of the Porno Downstairs

I was nervous about who might be moving in after the neighbors under me moved. They were quiet.

I listen to hardcore. But I have rules. 486 more words

Delicious breakfast, she's loud at sex and Bilbo

Baked porridge for breakfast from Clear Water Peak.
Being back with the housemates and telling Steve his girlfriend is so loud during sex.
‘Gandalf, is this a safe place to stand?’

Raucous Romping

A woman who was given an “Anti Social Behavior Order” (ASBO) for loud “sex romps” says she will continue to make “noise” because “that’s what you should be doing.” 584 more words


The louder the better?

So I was having a little peruse on twitter and came across this gem. It raised a wry, knowing ‘bless them’ smile and I thought nothing of it, until I looked at the stats below it. 465 more words


The Naughty List

I’ve not been the best behaved. Here’s my short list of my most favourite misdemeanours, in no particular order…

Slept with my best friend’s brother, then got into bed with her after (very drunk.) 202 more words

A Woman Scorned

The Saga of the Micro Penis

So, once upon a time I had a good male friend. We were exceptionally good “happy hour” friends due to our shared love of booze. Unfortunately after one too many drinks during happy hour, a very unhappy hour was then spent in bed, with things seen that could never be unseen. 561 more words

A Woman Scorned

The hills are alive with the sound of porn.

Good morning! Woke up to beautiful sunny skies here in CT this morning. The boyfriend was already up and getting ready to shower after a sweat session with Diamond Dallas Page. 385 more words