Hey you with the lube! Did you know lube isn’t just a fun sexcessory, it’s part of safer sex?
What? How does lube make sex safer? 227 more words
The Cutest Couple series started from April 12, 2015 through April 14th, 2015 and contained six couples: Fork & Outlet, OJ & Toothpaste (seen above), Molotov Buddies: Alcohol & Fire, Cesium & Water (seen above), Pineapple and Lube (seen above), and Duct Tape & Knife. 20 more words
Written after picking a scab and now I will bleed forever for a thousand moons until the oceans have dried up, the tectonic plates have cracked and man’s cities have crumbled to dust and alien life forms will come to our desiccated husk of a world and my scab will still be fucking bleeding. 915 more words